angry husband sent sms
Angry Husband sent SMS to father-in-law:
“YOUR PRODUCT NOT MEETING MY REQUIREMENTS.”
Smart Father-in-law:
“WARRANTY EXPIRED, MANUFACTURER NOT RESPONSIBLE..”
Category: Wife SMS
ask for whatever you wants
A man meets a genie.
The genie tells him he can ask for whatever he wants,
But his mother-in-law gets double of what he gets.
The man thinks for a moment and says,
Okay, give me a million dollars
and beat me till I’m half dead.
Psychological Relationship
The relationship between
husband and wife is very psychological.
One is psycho and the other is logical.
Always Love Wife, No Life Without Wife
Always Love Wife,
No Life Without Wife,
Wife Se Pyar Karo,
Wife K Wafadar &
Imaandar Raho
Yeh Mat Socho K
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WIFE KIS KI HAI
Who is the guilty
Who is the guilty?
Wife dreaming at night suddenly shouts.
Quick …! My husband is back.
Man gets up, jumps out the window and Realises.
“dammit i am the husband”.
darwaze per khari
Shohar: “Tum 1ghante se darwaze per khari ho ker kis se baten ker rahin thin?”
BV: “Woh meri saheli thi,
Bechari k pas ander aane k waqt nahi tha..”;-)
wait for 9 months
Wife going to Spain.
What should I bring for you..?
Husband: A Spanish girl.
Wife leaves quietly.
On her retrun,
Husband asks:
Where is my gift?
Wife: Wait for 9 months.
Where Is The Pretty Lady
A drunk man
arrives late at home.
He knows his wife won’t open
the door, so he decides to
pretend he bought her flowers &
knocks at the door…
Wife: Who is it ?
Drunk: I bring flowers for the
pretty lady…
Wife opens the door & says:
Where are the flowers?
Drunk: Where is the pretty
lady ? :P :P
woman with her mouth shut
The Japanese have produced a camera
that has such a fast shutter speed
it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut!
Types of Ladies
Type Of Ladies:
HARD DISK Lady,
She Remembers Everything Forever.
RAM Lady,
ForGets You The Moment You Turn Her Off.
SCREEN SAVER Lady,
Good For Nothing But She’s Fun.
INTERNET Lady,
Difficult To Access.
SERVER Lady,
Always Busy When You Need Her.
VIRUS Lady,
She’s Also Known As Wife,
She’ll Always Pop Up When Least Expected,
She Installs Herself Automatically,
Destroys All Your Data &
Consumes All Your Resources &
Memory & Hang You Forever:-)