A drunk man
arrives late at home.
He knows his wife won’t open
the door, so he decides to
pretend he bought her flowers &
knocks at the door…
Wife: Who is it ?
Drunk: I bring flowers for the
pretty lady…
Wife opens the door & says:
Where are the flowers?
Drunk: Where is the pretty
lady ? :P :P
The Japanese have produced a camera
that has such a fast shutter speed
it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut!
Type Of Ladies:
HARD DISK Lady,
She Remembers Everything Forever.
RAM Lady,
ForGets You The Moment You Turn Her Off.
SCREEN SAVER Lady,
Good For Nothing But She’s Fun.
INTERNET Lady,
Difficult To Access.
SERVER Lady,
Always Busy When You Need Her.
VIRUS Lady,
She’s Also Known As Wife,
She’ll Always Pop Up When Least Expected,
She Installs Herself Automatically,
Destroys All Your Data &
Consumes All Your Resources &
Memory & Hang You Forever:-)
Wife: Wo samay jo admi drink ker raha hai,
usko main nay 10 saal pehlay shadi k
liye inkaar kia tha.
Aaj tak sharab pee raha hay!
Husband: Wow! itni lambi celebration!
Wife looking in the mirror
I look horrible,
fat and ugly,
please say something nice to me.
Husband: Your eye sight is perfect! :-P
Behind every Successful man
there is a satisfied woman.
But behind every satisfied woman.
there is an exausted man.
Husband drinking wine and said:
tum kon ho ?
Bivi:
pagal ho gaye kiya?
apni Biwi ko bhol gaye?
HUSBAND:
nasha har gham bhula deta hai behan.
Fantastic message by daughter-in-law.
Dear Mother-in-law:
Don’t teach me how to handle my children,
I am living with one of yours
and he needs a lot of improvement.
Two deaf men are discussing
their wives using sign language.
1st: What to you do when
your wife start complaining.
2nd: just stop listening
1st: How…?
2nd: I turn off the lights :P
Right after marriage
wife name in man’s mobile phone.
“My Life”
After 1 month
“My Wife”
After 1 Year
“Home”
After 2 Years
“Hitler”
After 4 Years
“Wrong No”
