Category: Wife SMS

Husband was throwing knives on his wife’s photo,

while wife was out.

No knife hit wife’s photo!

Suddenly wife called, Hi honey, what’s up?

.

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Husband: MISSING YOU DARLING.

If you have one wife,
She fights with you.

If you have two wives,
they fight for you.

Feel the difference & decide
Add Wife…Have Life.

Sender is not responsible for any side effect.

Angry Husband sent SMS to father-in-law:

“YOUR PRODUCT NOT MEETING MY REQUIREMENTS.”

Smart Father-in-law:

“WARRANTY EXPIRED, MANUFACTURER NOT RESPONSIBLE..”

A man meets a genie.

The genie tells him he can ask for whatever he wants,

But his mother-in-law gets double of what he gets.

The man thinks for a moment and says,

Okay, give me a million dollars

and beat me till I’m half dead.

The relationship between
husband and wife is very psychological.
One is psycho and the other is logical.

Shohar: “Tum 1ghante se darwaze per khari ho ker kis se baten ker rahin thin?”

BV: “Woh meri saheli thi,

Bechari k pas ander aane k waqt nahi tha..”;-)