Woman Next To The Heart
The woman came from a man’s rib.
Not from his feet to be walked on.
Not from his head to be superior,
but from the side to be equal.
Under the arm to be protected
and next to the heart to be loved.
Category: Wife SMS
Wow! itni lambi celebration
Wife: Wo samay jo admi drink ker raha hai,
usko main nay 10 saal pehlay shadi k
liye inkaar kia tha.
Aaj tak sharab pee raha hay!
Husband: Wow! itni lambi celebration!
your eye sight is perfect
Wife looking in the mirror
I look horrible,
fat and ugly,
please say something nice to me.
Husband: Your eye sight is perfect! :-P
satisfied woman
Behind every Successful man
there is a satisfied woman.
But behind every satisfied woman.
there is an exausted man.
Husband drinking wine and said
Husband drinking wine and said:
tum kon ho ?
Bivi:
pagal ho gaye kiya?
apni Biwi ko bhol gaye?
HUSBAND:
nasha har gham bhula deta hai behan.
How To Handle My Children
Fantastic message by daughter-in-law.
Dear Mother-in-law:
Don’t teach me how to handle my children,
I am living with one of yours
and he needs a lot of improvement.
just turn off the lights
Two deaf men are discussing
their wives using sign language.
1st: What to you do when
your wife start complaining.
2nd: just stop listening
1st: How…?
2nd: I turn off the lights :P
wife name in mobile phone
Right after marriage
wife name in man’s mobile phone.
“My Life”
After 1 month
“My Wife”
After 1 Year
“Home”
After 2 Years
“Hitler”
After 4 Years
“Wrong No”
my wife is so naughty
Sardar: My wife is so naughty.
She always kidding with me.
Friend: how..?
Sardar: yesterday I went home.
and I put my hands on her eyes.
She said: Its you the watchman.
Isi lie to jannat kehte hain
Wife:Suna he k jannat me husband
k sath Wife ko nahi rehne dete
HUSBAND! sahi suna he,
Wife: aisa kion?
Husband: Arey pagli isi liye to
usey jannat kehte hain