A poem for bachelor boys:
Aisi apni wife hot,
5.5″ jis ki hight ho,
Chehra jis ka bright ho,
Weight jis ka light ho,
Thori si wo quiet ho,
Beauty multiply by twice ho,
Favorite color white ho,
Makeup thora light ho,
Zulfein dynamite hot,
Honton ko dekh kar aisa lagay,
jaise Coke Diet ho,
Saari pehan kar jab chalay,
tu aisay lagay k Switzerland ki flight ho,
Agar aisi apni wife ho,
To kia haseen apni life ho.
Sardar make a call to his home.
Servant picked the phone.
Sardar: Give phone to my wife.
Servant: She is sleeping with her husband.
Sardar: But I am her husband.
Servant: Now what to do..?
Sardar: Kill both of them.
After killing Servant: What to do with dead bodies..?
Sardar: Put them in our swiming pool.
Servant: But there is no swiming pool in your house.
Sardar: Sorry Wrong number.
“W” is the most Dangerous alphabet
bcoz all worries start with W.
Who? Why? What? When? Which? Whom? Where?
War,weap0n Wine,W0men & the great wory “WIFE”
A prayer can go where i cannot go.
Through prayers i can be with you without being there.
I may be miles away but my prayers with u..!
Three fastest ways of communication
3. Telephone
2. Television
1. Tell a woman
.
.
If Need more speed
?
?
Also advise her
.
.
“KISY NU DASSI NA”
Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means…
Without Information, Fighting Everytime!
WIFE says: No darling , it means :-
With Idiot For Ever
Wife From Kitchen
Aji Sunte Ho Dekho Main Aj Kal Bohat Khobsurat Ho Rahi Hun
Husband: Tum Ne Kese Jana?
Wife: Aaj Kal Mri Khobsurti Dekh Kr Roti B Jalne Lagi Hy!
Aisa aadmi jo galati par ho
aur haar maan ley,
woh?
AQALMAND.
Aur
Aisa shakhs jo galati par na ho
magar phir bhi haar maan ley,
woh?
HUSBAND.
My wife and I
were happy for 20 years.
Than we met.
Ek Ghar Se Hamesha Hasne Ki Awaz Ati
Ksi ne Khsh-Gwar Zindgi Ka Raz Pucha
Shohar Bola:Mri BV Mje Joote Se Marti Hy
Lag Jaye To Wo Hansti Ha
Na Lage To Main.
