What Will Be The 1st Thought
That’s called a reply….!
Husband: If i sleep with your most loving friend.
What will be the 1st thought
that would come in your mind?
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Wife: that you are a Gay.!:-)
Category: Wife SMS
Deadly Terms Used By Women
Deadly Terms Used By Women
Romantic Couple In Shopping Mall
Some husbands hold wife’s hand in malls.
Because, if they leave her hand
she’ll go for shopping.
It looks ROMANTIC
but actually it’s ECONOMIC….:D
brain is very important part of body
Brain is very important part of body,
It is active 24 hours
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365 days,
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it starts working, when you born
and work till you
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Get Married…
Husband Warning
A husband gave the keys of his new car
to his wife with a warning…
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Dear, If you meet with an accident,
then the news paper will print your age.
make a free call to wife
A man in Hell asked Devil:
Can I make a call to my wife?
After making call he asked how much to pay.
Devil : Nothing, Hell to Hell is Free.
tumhay galatfehmi hui hai
Wife: kal rat tum nend mai muje galiyaa de rahy the
Husbnd: tumhay galatfehmi hui hai
Wife: kesi galat fehmi?
Hasbnd: yahi k mai nend mai tha..! ;-)
Wife:, honey what r u looking 4?
wife:honey,what r u looking 4?
husband: nothing
wife:why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ?
husband: i was just looking 4 the expiry date
neighbors can see you
Wife to husband:
why are you walking around naked.?
Neighbors can see your things.
Husband: So what..!
Wife: They will think I married you for money.
credit card was stolen
A man said his credit card was stolen
but he decided not to report it
since the thief was spending much less than his wife did.