Category: Wife SMS

Deadly Terms Used By Women

Some husbands hold wife’s hand in malls.
Because, if they leave her hand
she’ll go for shopping.
It looks ROMANTIC
but actually it’s ECONOMIC….:D

A husband gave the keys of his new car

to his wife with a warning…

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Dear, If you meet with an accident,

then the news paper will print your age.

A man in Hell asked Devil:

Can I make a call to my wife?

After making call he asked how much to pay.

Devil : Nothing, Hell to Hell is Free.

Wife: kal rat tum nend mai muje galiyaa de rahy the

Husbnd: tumhay galatfehmi hui hai

Wife: kesi galat fehmi?

Hasbnd: yahi k mai nend mai tha..! ;-)

wife:honey,what r u looking 4?
husband: nothing

wife:why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ?
husband: i was just looking 4 the expiry date

A man said his credit card was stolen

but he decided not to report it

since the thief was spending much less than his wife did.