Romantic Couple In Shopping Mall
Some husbands hold wife’s hand in malls.
Because, if they leave her hand
she’ll go for shopping.
It looks ROMANTIC
but actually it’s ECONOMIC….:D
Category: Wife SMS
brain is very important part of body
Brain is very important part of body,
It is active 24 hours
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365 days,
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it starts working, when you born
and work till you
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Get Married…
Husband Warning
A husband gave the keys of his new car
to his wife with a warning…
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Dear, If you meet with an accident,
then the news paper will print your age.
make a free call to wife
A man in Hell asked Devil:
Can I make a call to my wife?
After making call he asked how much to pay.
Devil : Nothing, Hell to Hell is Free.
tumhay galatfehmi hui hai
Wife: kal rat tum nend mai muje galiyaa de rahy the
Husbnd: tumhay galatfehmi hui hai
Wife: kesi galat fehmi?
Hasbnd: yahi k mai nend mai tha..! ;-)
Wife:, honey what r u looking 4?
wife:honey,what r u looking 4?
husband: nothing
wife:why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ?
husband: i was just looking 4 the expiry date
neighbors can see you
Wife to husband:
why are you walking around naked.?
Neighbors can see your things.
Husband: So what..!
Wife: They will think I married you for money.
credit card was stolen
A man said his credit card was stolen
but he decided not to report it
since the thief was spending much less than his wife did.
Best punishment for a woman
what is the best punishment for a woman?
give her new clothes
matching her jewelry
and nice cosmetics
and then
lock her in a room without mirror.
Message of the year
Message of the year:-
Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!!
Why? Very simple…
A woman does not have a wife..!!!