tumhay galatfehmi hui hai
Wife: kal rat tum nend mai muje galiyaa de rahy the
Husbnd: tumhay galatfehmi hui hai
Wife: kesi galat fehmi?
Hasbnd: yahi k mai nend mai tha..! ;-)
Category: Wife SMS
Wife:, honey what r u looking 4?
wife:honey,what r u looking 4?
husband: nothing
wife:why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ?
husband: i was just looking 4 the expiry date
neighbors can see you
Wife to husband:
why are you walking around naked.?
Neighbors can see your things.
Husband: So what..!
Wife: They will think I married you for money.
credit card was stolen
A man said his credit card was stolen
but he decided not to report it
since the thief was spending much less than his wife did.
Best punishment for a woman
what is the best punishment for a woman?
give her new clothes
matching her jewelry
and nice cosmetics
and then
lock her in a room without mirror.
Message of the year
Message of the year:-
Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!!
Why? Very simple…
A woman does not have a wife..!!!
talk to a beautiful woman
A man approaches to
a beautiful woman in a Hypermarket:
Miss, please, I lost my wife in the store.
Would you mind if I talk to you for a few minutes?
Woman said Why?
Man: Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman,
my wife appears from somewhere.
Confident Husband
Confident Husband: “When I am gone you will never find another man like me”.
Wife Sarcastically: “What makes you think I would want another man like you!”
wife hit her husband with frying pan
A wife hit her husband with a frying pan.
Husband: What was that for..?
Wife: I found a paper in your pocket
with the name Jenny on it.
Husband: I took part in a race last week
and Jenny was the name of my horse.
Wife: Sorry..!
Next day wife hit him with the frying pan again
Husband: What now..?
Wife: Your horse is on the Phone.
reason for having 2 wives
An Economist explains the reason for having 2 wives…
“Monopoly is Always Damaging…!!!
And…
“Competition Improves Service…!