Category: Wife SMS

A Strong Woman

is one who fells deeply
and loves fiercely.
Her tears flow as abundantly
as her laughter.

She is both soft and powerful,
is both practical and spiritual.

In her essence, a Strong Woman
is a gift to the world….

Relationship between husband and wife is like the
relationship between the hand and the eye. If the hand
gets hurt, the eye cries, and if the eye cries the hand
wipes its tears.

Question: What’s the definition of females?

Answer: Someone who talks for hours

while standing at the door

but won’t sit because of lack of time ;-)

An Airline Introduced
A Special Package For Business Men.
Buy Ur Ticket Get Ur Wife’s Ticket Free

After Great Success,
The Company Sent Letters To All The Wives
Asking How Was The Trip.
All Of Them Gave A Same Reply…

“Which Trip ?”

Ek admi aadi raat ko apni moti biwi se bola
k sisak sisak ke marna theek hai ya ek dum.
BIWI : Ek dum.
Aadmi : To apni dusri tang bhi mujh per rakh do.

A small argument between a couple turns violent.

Angry Husband: Do not let the animal in me come out!

Wife: who is scared of a mouse!

Wife: Ajee,agar Mai gum ho gai to aap kya krogay?
Husbnd:
Its the time to disco,
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kon dhoonday phir tujhko,
kabhi na milay tu mujhkooo..;-)

Woman Speaks 30,000 Words In A Day

As per new research;
A man speaks 25,000 words in a day
and a woman speaks 30,000
The problem stars when husband comes home
from office after consuming his 25,000 words

and the wife starts her 30,000

A woman
who
doesn’t ask
for
anything
deserves
everything.