Category: Wife SMS

A husband was teaching english to his wife,

Wife in afternoon: chalo Dinner khalo!

Husband: Arey pagal isay DINNER nahi LUNCH kehte hein..
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Wife: Pagal hoga tu gadhe!
ye kal raat ka khana hai.. :-)

A kid was beaten by his mom.

Dad came and asked – what happen son?

Kid said-I cant adjust with your wife anymore,

I want my own.

When a wife was asked: What book do you like the most?

She answers: My husband’s cheque book.

A Strong Woman

is one who fells deeply
and loves fiercely.
Her tears flow as abundantly
as her laughter.

She is both soft and powerful,
is both practical and spiritual.

In her essence, a Strong Woman
is a gift to the world….

Relationship between husband and wife is like the
relationship between the hand and the eye. If the hand
gets hurt, the eye cries, and if the eye cries the hand
wipes its tears.

Question: What’s the definition of females?

Answer: Someone who talks for hours

while standing at the door

but won’t sit because of lack of time ;-)

An Airline Introduced
A Special Package For Business Men.
Buy Ur Ticket Get Ur Wife’s Ticket Free

After Great Success,
The Company Sent Letters To All The Wives
Asking How Was The Trip.
All Of Them Gave A Same Reply…

“Which Trip ?”

Ek admi aadi raat ko apni moti biwi se bola
k sisak sisak ke marna theek hai ya ek dum.
BIWI : Ek dum.
Aadmi : To apni dusri tang bhi mujh per rakh do.

A small argument between a couple turns violent.

Angry Husband: Do not let the animal in me come out!

Wife: who is scared of a mouse!