new sms in market
This is a New SMS, That is not available in Market yet.
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I told you not available in market,
then how it comes on mobile? lol:
Dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun
Train mai aik husband apni wife say:
tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun
dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun
samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao!!!
Anytime You Need A Friend
If you’re alone,
I’ll be your shadow.
If you want to cry,
I’ll be your shoulder.
If you want a hug,
I’ll be your pillow.
If you need to be happy,
I’ll be your smile.
But anytime you need a friend,
I’ll just be me.
worst residents
Friends in the Heart
are the worst residents!
They capture Heart,
They pay no rent,
They don’t vacate easily,
and
When they leave the place,
Its broken.
you are also a resident of my Heart
At ur age hitler commited suicide
Teacher : U failure !
At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir,
but at ur age hitler commited suicide
I wud never be tired of u
I would never be tired of you
even if I am with you all day long.
In fact I grow to like you
a little more every day.
I love you.
Its A Computer, Not A Husband.
Wife: Dear, This Computer Is Not Working As Per My Command.
Husband: Exactly Darling!
Its A Computer, Not A Husband..!!
Fool is Fool Dosnt Matter
31St March Or 1St April
Fool Is Fool Dosnt Matter.
Wishing Very Happy, Prosperous And Joyful
Fool Day To The King Of Fools.. :)
Greatest Hazard In Life
To love is to risk
not being loved in return.
To hope is to risk pain.
To try is to risk failure.
But risk must be taken,
because the greatest hazard
in life is to risk nothing.
Have A Peaceful Sleep
Don’t let little things get you down.
You’ve got many big reasons to look up
to God and say thanks tonight.
Tomorrow, it’s going to be great day.
Have peaceful sleep.