Bayghairut zameen per
Congratulation!
Amir Khan Ne apni Film
K Second part k liay
ap ko Chun lia hai
Jiss Mai ap ka
Bohat Main Role Hai
Film Ka Name hai
Bayghairut zameen per
inner beauty
Beauty is not how you look.
Its not how beautiful you are.
Its not your figure.
Beauty is the inner self.
So always wear
colorful undergarments.
High Level of Trust
When you share your problems with someone special,
It doesn’t mean that you are weak by any measure.
It actually indicates your high level of trust for that person.
Ae Maah_e_Ramzan Aahista Chal
Ae Maah_e_Ramzan Aahista Chal,
Abhi Khasa Qarz Chukana Hai…
Kuch Khuwab Hain Jinko Likhna Hai,
Aur Tabeeron Ko Pana Hai…
Kuch Log Hain Ujray Dil Walay,
Un Sab Mein Piyar Basana Hai…
Aur Khizan Raseeda Angan Mein,
Ab Aman Ka Beej Lagana Hai…
Kuch Toba Karni Baqi Hai,
Aur Rab Ko Humain Manana Hai…
Ae Maah_e_Ramzan Aahista Aahista Chal,
Abhi to Khasa Qarz Chukana Hai..!!!
ALLAH Is EveryWhere
Nice lines:
Why We Have So Many Masjids
If ALLAH Is
EveryWhere?
.
.
.
.
Ans:
Air Is Everywhere
But
We Need A Fan to Feel it..
i thought it was empty
The X-Ray report of your brain:
10gm Mitti
10gm Knkar Pathr
25type k kirey makorey
5gm makri k jaale
500gm bhusa
.
.
.
Kamal he.!
I thought it was empty.!
Mehr-o-Wafa
Yeh Ishq-o-Mohabbat,
Mehr-o-Wafa,
sab rasmi rasmi batein hain
Har shaks Ana ki masti mein
bus apni khatir jeeta hai.
2 sardar sit in a coffee shop
2 Sardar sit in a coffee shop
1st: “jaldee pee yaar, coffee thandi ho jayai gi”
2nd: “Tu kia?
1st: arey bay waqoof, menu card parh!!!
HOT COFFEE Rs.20/-
&
COLD COFFEE Rs. 40/-
letter by a little kid
Cutest letter by a little kid:
Dear maths!
Please grow up and
solve your problems yourself. :-D
No 1 will touch ur mom
A man was dying of cancer.
His son asked him:
dad why do you keep on telling
everyone that your dying of AIDS.
He replied:
“So that when i die no 1 will touch ur mom”