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HEIGHT OF EDUCATION

HEIGHT OF EDUCATION

A man saw a little boy crying
He approached him & asked: What’s the matter,boy?
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Boy:”MATTER” is anything that occupies space & has mass

“GLAD FEEL KARO”

English Urdu Contradictions

English and Urdu always contradict each other:

1-The sooner the better.
-Jaldi ka kaam Sheitaan ka hota hai.

2-Talk of the Devil and the Devil is here.
-Bari lambi umar hai,abhi tumhari baat kar rahay thay.

3-Absence makes a heart go fonder.
-Nazar se ojhul..dil se ojhul

4-Fight for ur rights.
-Sbar ka phal metha hota hai.

5-As wise as an Owl.
Ullo ka patha!;-)