sardar knows well
English Man: My grandfather died at the age of 96 Years.
But he never used glasses.
Sardar: I know…
some people drink directly from tooti.
Husband wife mein larai hoi
Husband wife mein larai hoi,
Husband ghar se chala gaya,
Husb:Rat ko phone pay,”Khanay mein kia hai”
Wife:Zeher.
Husb:Mai dair se aonga, tum kha kar so jana:D
Curtain Falls On Today
As the curtain falls on today,
God has another big one planned
for us again tomorrow.
just your face come
hahahahahahahahahahahaha
ahahahahahihihihihihihih ihih
ihihihihihihihihihihihihi
hohohohohohohoh ohohohohohohohoho nothing special my friend,
just your face come in my mind. ha ha ha ha ha ha
Do you know the meaning of WIFE?
Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means…
Without Information, Fighting Everytime!
WIFE says: No darling , it means :-
With Idiot For Ever
LOVE n CARE
l”l________
–/ l__l Delivery
| | ________
L(o)__l___(o)__|
This van is loaded with
LOVE n CARE,
Wishing U and your family
A HAPPY DIWALI
Lovely New Year
The past has gone by long ago,
it is already history,
But the future is yet to come,
it’s the brand new mystery.
So let go of all your bad experiences of the past,
May you have lovely memories
this year forever to last.
Have a Happy New Year.
Strategy Before Exams
A month before exams…we refer to foreign authors.
2 days before exams…. We refer to local authors.
on the day of exam… We become authors….
“sirf heading bata de baki me khud likh lon ga” :D
Free Free Free
Free Free Free!!
Dhoti nal kacha Free,
Gaan (Cow) nal Vachha Free,
Cheti cheti vyah kralo CHVLO,
Nhe ta tuhanu milega wohti naal bachaa Free
I Know I Am Loved
I am not popular but I have good friends.
I am not rich but I have what I need.
Sometimes I am not liked but
I know I am loved.