the winner will get the cup
Pathan : Why are all these people running?
Man – This is a race, the winner will get the cup
Ah Beng – If only the winner will get the cup,
why others running?
You can tell more about a person
You can tell more about a person
by what he says about others
than
you can by what others say about him.
To be a good professional
To be a “Good professional”,
always start to study late for “Exams”.
Because it teaches how to manage “Time”
and tackle “Emergencies”!!
khan started dancing
Doctor to khan: There is a tumor in your brain.
Khan started dancing,
Doctor: Why are you dancing?
Khan: No tension about tumor,
I am happy to know that I have brain.
april fool accident
Please call me,
its urgent.
an accident happened here.
.
.
.
.
.
your blood needed,
don’t refuse other wise
poor donkey will die.
Every Valentine with you
I’m enthralled by your beauty,
mesmerized by your charisma
and spellbound by your love.
No wonder I am always thinking about you.
I wish to celebrate every Valentine with you.
Happy Valentine’s Day.
A patriot must always
A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his
government.
valentine’s day filled with love
May this Valentine’s Day be filled with love,
understanding, and contentment
as you journey through life
with those you hold dear!
Happy Valetine’s day!
munna bhai mbbs
Apun tera dost,
Dost bole to bhai,
Bhai bole to Munna Bhai,
Munna Bhai bole to MBBS,
MBBS bole to Doctor,
Doctor bole to kya?
Bole to chal chaddi utaar Injection lagane ka.
Managed To Stay Together
When asked,
how they managed
to stay together
for 65 years
the woman replied
“we were born in a time,
where if something was brke,
you fixed it…not throw it away.”