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how do you do

An english man & Sardar met inside a toilet.

English man: Good Evening,

How do you do…?

Sardar: Good Evening,

I take off my pants, sit & then do.

How do you do…?

Mommy, I love you

For all that you do.
I’ll kiss you and hug you
‘Cause you love me, too.
You feed me and need me
To teach you to play,
So smile ’cause I love you
On this Mother’s Day. Mommy, I love you

Atif Aslam Ki Love Story

Atif Aslam Ki Love Story:

Larki: who r u?

Atif: Main 1 fard hun .

Larki: Tm mera peecha kyun krte ho?

Atif: Ba’khuda tmhi ho her jaga tmhi ho.

Larki: Tm kya chahte ho?

Atif: Kese bataen q tujh ko chahen, yara bata na paen.

Larki: tm mere liye kya ker skte ho?

Atif: tere liye, jhoomun deewana ban k tere liye.

Larki Chamat maar k chali jati hai.

Atif: ab to aadat si hai mujh ko ese jeene mein..;-)