In life there r 5 perfect
things u should never lose –
CHARACTER
SELF RESPECT
HOPE
HEART
&
????
Well, u know my name:)
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When I open my eyes every morning
When I open my eyes every morning
I pray to God that everyone should
have a friend like you….
Why should only i suffer!!! ha ha ha
HEIGHT OF EDUCATION
HEIGHT OF EDUCATION
A man saw a little boy crying
He approached him & asked: What’s the matter,boy?
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Boy:”MATTER” is anything that occupies space & has mass
“GLAD FEEL KARO”
have some problem
If you have any problems,
Tell me, I’ll help you.
If you don’t have any problem,
Tell me, I’ll creat some for you.
Aakhir dost hote kis liye hain…!
Bas Bohat Ho Chuka
Bas Bohat Ho Chuka!
Apko Bura lage to sorry,
magar main ney b neechey Saaf Saaf likh dia hai…
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“SAAF SAAF”
bite on hip
Thought of the day:
An ant might be small,
but it can bite on ur hips,
can u bite on ant’s hip?
hahaha!!
Moral: Never under estimate anyone.
When do you want to start?
Boss:I will give you Rs.25 an hour starting today
and in 3 months, I will raise it to Rs.50 an hour.
When do you want to start?
New employee:In 3 months.
Why were males created before females?
Why were males created before females?
Because you alwas need
a rough draft before the final copy.
let the boss speak 1st
Once, Boss, Officer & Clerk going 4 a meeting.
They saw a Jin. Jin said ”As i use to fullfil 3 wishes at a time.
But u r 3 ppl so i will fullfil 1 wish for each”.
Clerk atonce said ”Send me to America with a lot money” puff clerk disapper.
Officer said ”Send me to Paris with a lot of beautiful girlz” puff ofcr disapear.
Jin said to Boss: what is ur wish?
He said: ”I want these 2 idiots back at ofc after lunch”.
Moral: Always Let the BOSS SPEAK 1st.
imaginary wife
A poem for bachelor boys:
Aisi apni wife hot,
5.5″ jis ki hight ho,
Chehra jis ka bright ho,
Weight jis ka light ho,
Thori si wo quiet ho,
Beauty multiply by twice ho,
Favorite color white ho,
Makeup thora light ho,
Zulfein dynamite hot,
Honton ko dekh kar aisa lagay,
jaise Coke Diet ho,
Saari pehan kar jab chalay,
tu aisay lagay k Switzerland ki flight ho,
Agar aisi apni wife ho,
To kia haseen apni life ho.