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Sardar make a call to his home.
Servant picked the phone.
Sardar: Give phone to my wife.
Servant: She is sleeping with her husband.
Sardar: But I am her husband.
Servant: Now what to do..?
Sardar: Kill both of them.
After killing Servant: What to do with dead bodies..?
Sardar: Put them in our swiming pool.
Servant: But there is no swiming pool in your house.
Sardar: Sorry Wrong number.
The longest distance
for a walk in winter is from
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bed to the t0ilet :D
aj ISHQ de tournament de andar,
main pyar da FINAL haar gay,
si husan di BATTING,
har CHAKKA boundry paar gaya,
mera dilbar GUGLIAN bollan wich,
menu pyar da BOUNCER maar gaya,
kita CATCH une mera dil yaaro,
te main jitya MATCH vi haar gaya.
One frog asked Astrologer: Please tell my future
Astrologer: A smart girl will touch you.
Frog: Great..! But when & where?
Astrologer: next semester in Zoology lab
1 Admi ne Zoo me 3 zubanain bolny wala Tota dekha jo
English,
Urdu
or Punjabi bolta tha.
Usne 3 zubane check karne k liye usse pucha:
Who r u?
Tota: I’m parrot.
Admi: tom kon ho?
Tota: Mein tuta hun.
Admi: tu kon aien?
Tota: teri maa da khsm a salya ik wari keh nai ditta k main toota waan
Today is
“SUNDAY”..
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Frwd this msg to
50 people &
Inshallah tomorrow
will be “MONDAY”.
Plz ignore nahi karna warna
parso “TUESDAY”.. ho jayega ;-)
Garmi se bachney k lye
Enter Passwrd
* * * * *O
* * * *LO
* * *ALO
* *HALO
*AHALO
NAHALO
Code accepted.
welcome to bathroom..:-)
smart and naughty son
Baap: Sharab, Cigarette, Larkian
Yeh Sab Tumhari Dushman Hai!
Beta: Jo Mard Apne Dushmano Se Bhaagta Hai
Woh Buzdil Hota Hai Dady :-D
Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife
se Husband bola:
“Aadmi usi ko maarta hai jis se Pyaar krta hai.”
Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maaray aur
Boli “Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyaar nahi kerti”
Daanton ki hifazat ke 3 tareeqay:
No.1
Daily Brush karna.
No.2
Meethi cheezon se parhez karna.
Aur …
No.3
Mere saath muhn sambhal k baat karna :)
