Category: Funny SMS

Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife
se Husband bola:
“Aadmi usi ko maarta hai jis se Pyaar krta hai.”

Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maaray aur
Boli “Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyaar nahi kerti”

Aaj kuch ghabraaye se lagte ho,
Thand se kuch kap-kapaaye se lagte ho,
Nikhar kar aayi hai soorat aapki,
BAHUT DINO KE BAAD NAHAAYE SE LAGTE HO..

What is the definition of a modern employer?

Modern employer is the one

who is looking for men

between ages 25 and 30

with 40 years experience!

Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Husband:A second.

Wife:What is $1000 for me?
Husband:A coin.

Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second

Pakistan Mushkilat Mein Kyun Hy?

Aabadi:16 Crore

4 Crore Retire

4 Crore job nhi Karte

2 Crore School Me parte hain

2 Crore 5 Saal se chote hain

2 Crore Berozgaar

1,99,99,998 Jail Mein Hen.

Baaqi hum “DOONO” Bache Hen

AP SMS parhne Men Busy Ho

Main Akele Pakistan Kaise Chalaon :-)

TEACHER: Kashif, give me a sentence starting with “I”. Kashif: I is …… TEACHER: No, Kashif. Always say, “I am.” Kashif: All right… “I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.”

jo jita wo sikandar
jo haare wo jail ke Ander,

jo sms bheje us ko jadu ki jhappi,

jo na bheje usko
BANDAR ki pappi…..

*****
((@..@))
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Aaj “TOM & JERRY” ki barsi hai
un ki yaad mein
plz ye SMS kam se kum kisi
1 “CARTOON” ko zaroor send karo,
me ne apna farz pura ker dia.
ab aap ki baari hay

A boy came running in the kitchen,
Boy:Dad, There is an ugly monster at the door
Dad(Looking at his wife):
Tell him we have already got one!