Category: Funny SMS

Larka: aik larki ko cherte huwe kahta hai k jan-e-man is dil mai a jao.

Larki: sandil utaroo kia?????Larka:jan-e-man ye dil hai koi masjid nahi sandil pahan kar hi ajao.

Impact of Movies:

Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?

Student:- He is the one who helped
Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!

Ye Khamoshi, Ye Tareek Raatain

Ye Dobte Hoye Arman, Ye Jaltay diay

Ye Bujhti Shammain, Ye Kuch Or Nahi

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WAPDA Ki sazish  Hy.

What’s the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend,
that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,
Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.

Summer Limitations

You can wear as much as you want in cold,

but you cannot remove as much as you desire in summer. ;)

Interesting thing about
Tom & Jerry ..???
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full day they run here & there naked…
but when going for a swim ,
they don’t forget to wear a swim suit…. :P

Teacher: Johny,
if your father earned $100,000
and gave half of it to your mother,
what would she have?

Little johny: A heart a attack!

Musharaf Reema ka haath pakar kar bola:

“Aao kamray mein chalain”

Reema; “Ki faida, wardi tey tu lani nai”