Fatman sitting in a train cabin
A man sees a fat man
sitting in a train cabin.
Taunting, he asks:
Is this cabin for elephants only!
Fat man humbly replies:
No!Even monkeys like you can sit!
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Money wrapped in a rubber band?
Sardarji to others:
Did anyone lose money wrapped in a rubber band?
One said, Yes I did
Sardar: Well, it’s your lucky day,
I found the rubberband!
woman make you a millionaire
Can a woman make you a millionaire?
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Yes! If you are a Billionaire..!!
On a ship Captain Blackmails a girl
On a ship Captain Blackmails a girl
“If u dont sleep wd me I’ll sink d ship”
Later,She sms hr husbnd
“U mst b proud of me,
I saved 600 pasngrs 9 times in 2 days!
Kya lekar aaya tha?
Kya lekar aaya tha?
Kya lekar jayega?
Mujhe SMS na karke Zalim
Tu kitnay Chillar bachayega …..
I will take either side
A lawyer saw an auto accident on street.
He rushed over and started handing out
business cards saying:
I saw the whole thing..
I will take either side.
calendar of love
Larka: aik larki ko chairte huwe
Larka: aik larki ko cherte huwe kahta hai k jan-e-man is dil mai a jao.
Larki: sandil utaroo kia?????Larka:jan-e-man ye dil hai koi masjid nahi sandil pahan kar hi ajao.
Impact of Movies
Impact of Movies:
Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?
Student:- He is the one who helped
Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!
wapda ki sazish
Ye Khamoshi, Ye Tareek Raatain
Ye Dobte Hoye Arman, Ye Jaltay diay
Ye Bujhti Shammain, Ye Kuch Or Nahi
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WAPDA Ki sazish Hy.