What’s the diff between Dava & Daru?
What’s the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend,
that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,
Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.
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if your father earned $100,000
Teacher: Johny,
if your father earned $100,000
and gave half of it to your mother,
what would she have?
Little johny: A heart a attack!
Musharaf Reema ka haath pakar kar bola
Musharaf Reema ka haath pakar kar bola:
“Aao kamray mein chalain”
Reema; “Ki faida, wardi tey tu lani nai”
count from 1 to 10
Miss says to a nursery students:
Count from 1 to 10.
I will give you a kiss.
Little kid replied:
I will count from 1 to 1000,
will you sleep with me..?
Funny World Cup SMS
Dhoni Bivi Sey: Mujhy Chaaey To Dena.
Bivi Ne Plate Me Chaaey Daal K Di.
Dhoni Ghussy Se Bola: Cup Me Daal K Do.
Bivi: CUP to AFRIDI Ley Jaaye Ga
Isi Me Peeny Ki Aadat Dalo.
Suggest a password
Wife working on a computer said:
Suggest a password.
Husband: My Penis.
Wife fell down from the chair laughing.
Because
Computer said:
Rejected “PASWORD TOO SHOT”
Jub kisi ki taraf dil jhuknay lagay
Jab kisi ki taraf
DiL jhuknay
lage..
Bat aa kar
zubaan tak
rukne lage
To
TO
To
TO
To
VICKS ki goli lo
Khikhich dur karo…
joke in one word
Joke in one word
SARDAR
Joke in two words
Intelligent SARDAR
Joke in three words
SARDAR playing chess
Joke in four words
SARDAR wins the game.
ghajini effect on student
Ghajini effect.
“A boy open his tiffin box on the road”
Why?
.
.
.
He just wanted to check,
whether was going to school or coming back
I want to share all your worries
Girl: When we get married,
I want to share all your worries,
troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: It’s very kind of you,
darling, But I don’t have any worries or troubles.
Girl: Well that is because we aren’t married yet.