1 pathan aero plane mein
1 pathan aero plane me pilot
say headphone cheen leta hai.
Pilot says! yeh kia ker rahe ho?
Pathan says:
Ticket ka paisa hum bhare
aur gana tum akela suney:p
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Promise me we are true friends
Promise me we are true friends
I am lamp you are light
I am Coke you are Sprite
I am Sawan you are badal
I am Normal you are Pagal
I am Water you are Tanki
I am Tarzan you are Monkey
what an idea
Shadeed Garmi mein
Bus Stop pe Log bus K intezar mein khare thay.
Ek Faqeer aaya,
sab se Bheek Li aur
Rickshaw mein beth k chala gaya!
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What an IDEA.. ;-)
I send you this fish as a sign of our friendship
><(((:> I send you this fish as a sign of our FRIENDSHIP please take care of it, Keep it in your mobile. Daily put your mobile in water, So dat this fish wont die.
Pagl khany me sb Pagl dance kr rhe
Pagl khany me sb Pagl dance kr rhe thy 1 pagl khamosh betha tha
Doctr ne socha ye pagal thek ho gya hy
Doc:tm khamosh Q bethy ho?
Pagl:bewaquf main ‘Dulhan’ hon
Wife is a “Received” call
Wife is a “Received” call;
Girlfriend is “Dialled” call;
Sali is “Missed” call
Love is “Waiting” call;
BUT
Friendship is “Fevicol”
So i did it there
( ".) < )______, - - . L L .,:,. SORRY, I was not able to bear my dear, your inbox was empty So i did it there
Romantic Use of Urdu
Sometimes things look so romantic in Urdu:
Mai Kho Gaya Hu Tere Pyar Mai, Ab Tum Bhi Kho Jao.
Now try in english:
I M LOST IN UR LOVE, NOW U GET LOST:-)
I will give both of them
Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many
coins I have in my pocket?
Friend:If I guess right, u give me 1?
Sardar:Oji, I will give both of them
Larkian badal jati hain, larkay nahin
Larkian badal jati hain, larkay nahin