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Man made a call to the hospital
to inquire about his pregnant wife
but by mistake call went to a cricket stadium.
He asked, “Whats the condition?”
&
he fainted after what he heard,
“7 are already out..
3 more will be out hopefully by lunch.
&
The first was a duck..”
Teri yaad dil se jane nahi denge,
Tere jesa dost khone bhi nahi denge,
Sharafat se roz SMS kia karo warna,
Ek kaan k niche denge or rone bhi nahie denge
Principles of student life.
Love your bed, Its your temple.
Relax in the days, so that you can sleep at night.
Books are holy, so dont touch.
Beautiful Pictures R Developd By Negatives In A Dark Room
So If U Ever C Darkness In Ur life
Assume that ALLAH Is Making A Beautiful Life 4u!
From: WAPDA
Man: My wife is too good,
She can’t talk on any subject for hours.
Friend: Ahh !! My wife is better,
She doesn’t even need a sibject to talk about.
Repeat this sentence again and again?
A GOOD COOK COULD COOK GOOD …
try it.
In the end you’ll feel like a Chicken ;-) :-D
Khofnaak andheri raat k sannatay main
ek bhoot dosray bhoot ko samjhra raha tha:
bhai ghabra mat, ye sub tere dimagh ka waham hai,
pathan wathan kuch nahin hote.
Fast Fast Attitude:
” I Hate People Who Drive Fast ,
That’s Why I Always Overtake Them.
Eik charsi nay doston ki dawat ka program banaya,
aur apnay he ghar say raat ko bakra chori kia,
Aur khoob dawat ki,
subha jab ghar poncha to Bakra ghar main tha, bivi say pocha Bakra kahan say aya?
Bivi: “Bakray ko goli maro!!
Ye batao raat ko tum choron ki tarha “KUTAY” ko kahan lay kar gay thay??”
AAj ke friends I TELL U,
Kitne busy WHAT DO U DO,
Koi mujhe bole I MISS U,
Koi mujhe bole NO TIME 4 U,
Kash koi mujh se kahy
oh my dost/ i am just free 4 u
