Jab kisi ki taraf dil jhukne lage
Jab kisi ki taraf
DiL jhukne
lage..
Bat aa kar
zubaan tak
rukne lage
To
TO
To
TO
To
VICKS ki goli lo
Khikhich dur karo…
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sardar lost his cheqbook
Sardar lost his cheqbook.
Manager: You should take care
anyone can sign your cheque
and empty your deposits.
Sardar: How can anyone sign..?
I am not a fool.
I’ve already signed all the cheques.
Agar aap ko garmi lagay to ap kia karo gay?
Ek sardar se kissi ne poocha k
sardar ji agar app ko garmi lagy to app kya karo gay?
Sardar: jenab hum a.c k pass ja k beth jain gay.
Admai: agar phir bhi appko garmi lagy to kya karo gay?
Sardar: jenab tab hum a.c on kar lain gay.
I hav’nt slept all nite in the train
Sardar: I haven’t slept all night in the train.
Friend: Y?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: Y didn’t U exchanged?
Sardar: oye, there was nobody 2 exchange in the lower Berth..
AM I CUTE? TEST call, if im cute
AM I CUTE? TEST
call, if i m cute
miss call, if i m gorgeous
Text back if i m pretty
Text a joke if i m charming
Just ignore if u r jealous
Promise me we are true friends
Promise me we are true friends
I am lamp you are light
I am Coke you are Sprite
I am Sawan you are badal
I am Normal you are Pagal
I am Water you are Tanki
I am Tarzan you are Monkey
1 pathan aero plane mein
1 pathan aero plane me pilot
say headphone cheen leta hai.
Pilot says! yeh kia ker rahe ho?
Pathan says:
Ticket ka paisa hum bhare
aur gana tum akela suney:p
what an idea
Shadeed Garmi mein
Bus Stop pe Log bus K intezar mein khare thay.
Ek Faqeer aaya,
sab se Bheek Li aur
Rickshaw mein beth k chala gaya!
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What an IDEA.. ;-)
I send you this fish as a sign of our friendship
><(((:> I send you this fish as a sign of our FRIENDSHIP please take care of it, Keep it in your mobile. Daily put your mobile in water, So dat this fish wont die.
Wife is a “Received” call
Wife is a “Received” call;
Girlfriend is “Dialled” call;
Sali is “Missed” call
Love is “Waiting” call;
BUT
Friendship is “Fevicol”