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Some randome facts.
1. An elephant shits half its weight in two days.
2. A man’s penis is 3 times the length of his thumb.
3. 2 multiplied by 2 equals 4.
4. the final fact:
A woman would have finished reading
these facts by now,
but a man would still be checking the size of his thumbs.
Subha utho
Close-up kro
Phr naha k
Meri photo rakh k
Apne 2, 9 hath jor kr
zor zor se gao
TUJHE BHOoL
JANA
JANA
MUMKIN NAHI
TERA SMS NA Aye AiSA KOI Din nahi.
Custome: Ye Bakra kitne ka hai?
Salesman: 500 Rs.
Customer: Itna sasta!
Salesman: China ka hai….
Koi gurantee nahi, ho sakta hai kal bhonkna shroo kar de…
Chota Sardar: Mummy Kal Raati Jadu Hoya…..
Main Bathroom DA darwaja Kholaya Te Light Ap he Jal Paree.
Mummy :Oyeeeeeeee Tu fir Fridge Vich Susu Kar ditaaa
Doctor implants a New Ear to a man.
Man: You idiot, you gave me a woman’s ear
Doctor: It makes no difference
Man: It does,Now I hear everything
but understand nothing.
Husband aur Wife Hotel
me gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya,
Wife nay pocha,”Koun Thi Wo?”
Husband:-Tum dimagh kharab mat karo,
main pehle hi pareshan hun k woh bhi Yehi pochay gi.
U r a nice person…
but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning…
1st. pray to God so that u can live….
2nd.take a bath so that others can live….
Husband: jee karta hai tumhari zulfon mein kho jaon
aankhon mein bus jaon
tumhari bahon mein jhool jaon
Wife: devdas hi banay raho gay
ya kabhi emraan hashmi bhi bano gay
He said… Do u love me just coz
my father left me a fortune?
She said… No stupid, I’d love u no matter
who left you the money!
Ek LARKI Ki DUA
Kasam Se Her Larkay Ko Bhola Dongi,
Sabhi Ki Tasveren Jala Don Gi,
Ek Tum Hi Raho Gay Is Dil Mein,
Balance Dalwa Do Tumhy Dua Doun Gi
