Sardar ki wife inspecter se!
Sardar ki wife inspecter se!
Mera husband ek hafte pehle aalo
lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya:-(
Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:-
to behan kuch or paka lo:-)
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sms times
send me sms only these times.
Morning: 6 am to 12 pm
Noon: 12 pm to 4 pm
Evening: 4 pm to 8 pm
Night: 8 pm to 6 am
Don’t distrub me the other times.
I am very busy person.
breaking news after the engagement
Breaking News:
After the engagement of Shoaib Malik and Sania Mirza,
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Katrina Kaif pressurize me,
OMG what should I do….?
My Voice Is Worse
When I’m sad I just sing and
then I realize my voice is
worse than my problems.
SMS Kar Diya Karo
Life Me
=Paisa =Payar
=Dost =Izzat
Sb Aate Jate Rehte Hein
Par,
Tootay Huway Daant Kbi Wapas Nhi Aaty,
Is Liye Samjhdar Bano Or SMS Kar Diya Karo.
randome facts
Some randome facts.
1. An elephant shits half its weight in two days.
2. A man’s penis is 3 times the length of his thumb.
3. 2 multiplied by 2 equals 4.
4. the final fact:
A woman would have finished reading
these facts by now,
but a man would still be checking the size of his thumbs.
tujhe bhool jana mumkin nahi
Subha utho
Close-up kro
Phr naha k
Meri photo rakh k
Apne 2, 9 hath jor kr
zor zor se gao
TUJHE BHOoL
JANA
JANA
MUMKIN NAHI
TERA SMS NA Aye AiSA KOI Din nahi.
Funny Bakra Eid SMS – Ye Bakra kitne ka hai?
Custome: Ye Bakra kitne ka hai?
Salesman: 500 Rs.
Customer: Itna sasta!
Salesman: China ka hai….
Koi gurantee nahi, ho sakta hai kal bhonkna shroo kar de…
Chota Sardar: Mummy Kal Raati Jadu Hoya…..
Chota Sardar: Mummy Kal Raati Jadu Hoya…..
Main Bathroom DA darwaja Kholaya Te Light Ap he Jal Paree.
Mummy :Oyeeeeeeee Tu fir Fridge Vich Susu Kar ditaaa
It makes no difference
Doctor implants a New Ear to a man.
Man: You idiot, you gave me a woman’s ear
Doctor: It makes no difference
Man: It does,Now I hear everything
but understand nothing.