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Funny Definitions

Funny Definitions

Home: A place where you can scratch where it itches.

Doctor: A person who cures the ills by pills, and kills by his bills.

Love: Loss Of Valuable Energy

Wife: Worries Invited For Ever

an application in punjabi

An application to the

head master in Punjabi.

guzarish hai k mera hun school

aan nu dil nai karda

tusi bachian wi alag kar dittian ne

te sadi calss vich ek v kuri nai hagi

tay madam v koi khas pataka nai

hor ni tay kuj kam valiyaan he sonyan rakh lavo

bari meharbani howe gi.

tuada faithfull

pappu chammay

News k kitne charges loge

Shiekh:Mra abba mar gia hy

News k kitne charges loge?

Newsman:50Rs Per Word

Likho “Shakoor Died”

Sir Atleast 6Words

Ok

“Shakoor Died Suzuki mehran for sale”

Tell me one thing

Lets
Celebrate Atraction Day

Tell me one thing

that attracts you the most in me

Be serious and frank

Send this to all your friend

and know how attractive you are..??

Reply is must

Cant lie till Z

A : u r Active
B : u r Best
C : u r Cute
D : u r my Dearest
E : u r Excelant
F : u r alwayz First
G : u r Great
Sorry cant lie till Z…