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Still proud to belong to a country
where cricket is being discussed by Salman Butt,
Religion by Aamir Liaqat,
Honesty by Mehar Bukhari,
Security by Rehman Malik,
Tolerance by Altaf Hussain
Astaghfar by Veena Malik. :)
Fakeer: Baji Allah k naam par paise de do!
Aurat: Sharam nahi aati road par bheek mangtey ho!
Fakeer: Ab tere 1 rupay k liye office kholon
friend to Sardar:
you are suppose to go to doctor todaya
what happened…?
Sardar replied:
today I am not feeling good.
So I will go tomorrow.
Husband:
ALLAH ne tumhein 2 aakhen di hain
chaawal se patthar nahi nikal sakti?
WIFE: ALLAH ne tumhe 32 daant diye hai
2-4 patthar nhi chaba sakte?
Education is such a wonderful and precious thing . . .
I wonder why it is being wasted on us… ;-)
Tumhari ankhen jheel k jesi gehri hain,
G chahta ha k In me doob jaun,
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oye menu bar Kado oye main te ewain gal kiti c.
Kid:
Aunty, mummy ne chini mangi hai.
Aunty chini daitay howa,
“acha aur kia kaha mummy nay?”
Kid:Agar woh kamini na de,
to Pinki aunty se lay aana.
She offered him Honour.
He honoured her offer.
Then the whole night,
in honour of her offer.
He was “on her” and “off her”.
Qualities a friend must have:
Cute as crocodile.
Smart as donkey.
Active as turtle.
Fit as hippo.
Matured as monkey.
Sincerity like dog.
No doubt you are my good friend
Sardar told his Friend: Yaar ek LARKI menu hans k waikhdi ae
Friend: “Confirm kar lay !!! hans k waikhdi ae…
ya waikh k hansdi ae..!”