No word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary
Hitler says,
“There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary”
Sardar says:Ab bolne se kiya fayidah?
“Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na”:D
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A girl & boy were sitting alone
A girl & boy were sitting alone,
that boy started touching de girl,
Girl : dont touch me, all this only after marriage.
Boy : ok call me when u r maried.
shame on you
A B C D E F G H
I J K L M N O P
Q R S T U V W X
Y Z
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1 missing in above
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why are you reading again?
shame on you…!
In ABCD where comes 1.
cancel a date
Always remember:
When a girl cancels a date
it is because She “Has To”
and
When a boy cancels a date
it si becasuse He “Has Two”
i told you
A good friend will come
and bail you out,
If you are in Jail.
But
A true friend can’t.
Because He is sitting
Next to you saying.
I told you that.
You will be caught.
BRIGHT STUDENT
When I was studying at school
my teacher used to wear sun glasses.
Do you know why?
Because,
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“I was A BRIGHT STUDENT”.
Hahaha
Full form of maths
Full form of maths
M=mentally
A=admited
T=teacher
H=harassing
S=students
Mushraf ki niyat
Mushraf ki niyat
“Niyat karta hoon 2 molvi marne ki.
6 rocket fire farz.
Wasty bUSH uncle k.
Muon mera Jamia hafza ki tarf”
When you win
When you win every one takes pride
and celebrate your victory.
But
When you lose only true friends
holds your hand, sit by your side and say.
“JITHEY KARWAEIN ZALIL E KARWAEIN”
what a figure
A group of elephants were sitting in a street.
A female elephant passes by them.
Then a loafer elephant said.
Wow!
What a figure!
3600-2400-3600 ;-)