Can’t See Him Today – Doctor Joke
Nurse came in and said
Doc, there’s man in the
waiting room who thinks
he’s invisible,
what should I tell him?
The doctor said
Tell him I can’t see him today.
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afraid of women
Man 1: I do not want to marry.
Because I am afraid of all women.
Man 2: Get marry soon.
Then you will be afraid of
only one woman and start loving the rest
If Malika plays roll of Draupadi
If Malika plays roll of Draupadi,
Duryodhan will say pheli bhabhi ko sari to pehna,
hum to dekhen ye vastro mein kaisi lagti hai..?
Aaj maine 2 kasam khai hain
Aaj maine 2 qasam khai hain
1)Kisi bhi parayi larki pey nazar nahi dalunga
Aur
2) Kisi bhi ladki ko paraaya nahi samjhunga….
Too Hard Like Iron
Don’t make your heart too hard like iron.
You never know which strong magnet
attract it and hold you forever.
PHYSICS K JHATKAY ZARA HATKEY. ;)
I could fill a 1000 pages
I could fill a 1000 pages
telling U how I feel,
and still U would not understand.. So
now I leave w/o a sound,
except my heart shattering
as it hits the ground.
son of sardar
Sardar’s son is crying to go to school.
Sardar: Oye sheran day bachay ronday nai.
Son: Sheran day bachay school v te nai janday.
name in english
Teacher: Tell Me Your Name in English.
Student (After 2 Mins): “Age Long Oven”
Teacher: What are you talking?
Student: Umar Daraaz Bhatti.
got an invitation for a party
Mr.Bean got an Invitation for a Party,
They told him that he must put BROWN TIE only.
When he went to party he was shocked?
other were wearing pants & shirts also… :-)
waited for this moment
A lady broke a signal and
was presented in front of the judge.
Lady: Your honor please let me go
I am a school teacher,
I am getting late for my class.
Judge: Aahaa so you are a teacher,
I have waited for this moment all my life,
now write down
“I WILL NEVER GO THROUGH A RED LIGHT”
5000 TIMES AND I WILL LET YOU GO. :-D