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World ‘s shortest jokes

Posted on June 2, 2021 by Shining Spirit

World ‘s shortest jokes:

2 Women sitting quietly!

2 pathan playing chess!

GirlFriend pays the bill.

Need more?!

You are so beautiful

Women have 4 types of sex

Posted on June 2, 2021 by Shining Spirit

Women have 4 types of sex.
One is asthmatic “ah aah ah aah”,

2nd obedient “yes..oh yes!”,

3rd greedy “more..more..plz”,

4th religious “oh god..oh..my god”.

man can ever be satisfied

Posted on June 2, 2021 by Shining Spirit

No Man can ever be satisfied

with 4 things in life:

(1) Mobile

(2) Automobile

(3) TV

(4) Biwi

Bcoz

There is always a beter model that comes around.

my wife is so naughty

Posted on June 2, 2021 by Shining Spirit

Sardar: My wife is so naughty.

She always kidding with me.

Friend: how..?

Sardar: yesterday I went home.

and I put my hands on her eyes.

She said: Its you the watchman.

aaye ga jaye ga

Posted on June 2, 2021 by Shining Spirit

PAISA
Aaye ga jaye ga

SUKH
Aaye ga jaye ga

CHAIN
Aaye ga jaye ga

PYAR
Aaye ga jaye ga

LEKIN
MeRa sMs

Aaye ga

Aur

Aata hi rhe ga

Wife ko mahengi jaga jana hay:p

Posted on June 2, 2021 by Shining Spirit

Wife:”
Mujhe kisi mehangi jaga le ke chaliye na ji”
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Husband:Chalo, tayyar ho jao…”
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Petrol pump chaltay hain:D

Devil challenged in a game of cricket

Posted on June 2, 2021 by Shining Spirit

The devils challenged
the angels to a game of cricket.

We have got all the cricketers, said the Angels.
Devils:No problem,
we have got all the umpires.

In art gallery couple sees picture of a girl

Posted on June 2, 2021 by Shining Spirit

In art gallery couple sees
picture of a girl covered by leaf.
Husband keeps watching.

Wife: ab chalo gay ya PAT JHARR
ka intezar kertay raho gay.

There Were Only U & ME

Posted on June 2, 2021 by Shining Spirit

I Saw A Dream Last Nite

There Were Only U & ME

U Knw Wat Hapnd?

U Were Looking So INOCENT

bcoz

I Was Eating Custard & U Were Saying

“mainu v de de 1 chamchi.”

new cheap mobile

Posted on June 2, 2021 by Shining Spirit

Yaar I bought a new mobile of Rs. 800

USB, infrared, bluetooth,

5 mega pixel double camera,

TV receiver, touch screen, mp3 player,

radio, 8GBmemory, internet

with no one option there is.