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A lady broke a signal and
was presented in front of the judge.
Lady: Your honor please let me go
I am a school teacher,
I am getting late for my class.
Judge: Aahaa so you are a teacher,
I have waited for this moment all my life,
now write down
“I WILL NEVER GO THROUGH A RED LIGHT”
5000 TIMES AND I WILL LET YOU GO. :-D
Two deaf men are discussing
their wives using sign language.
1st: What to you do when
your wife start complaining.
2nd: just stop listening
1st: How…?
2nd: I turn off the lights :P
What IS Happiness?
…switching off the washroom lights
just ot annoy the person inside.
GOOD OLD DAYS
When I was a child,
my mother would send me down
to the corner store with a 10 Rs
and I’d come back with
five kg potatoes,
two loaves of bread,
three packs of milk,
a pack of cheese,
a packet of tea,
and half a dozen eggs.
You can’t do that now.
Too many damn security cameras!!”:-D
Boy: I’ll climb tallest mount.
Swim the deepest ocean.
Walk on hot coal barefoot.
Just for you.
Girl: So sweet!
Can you come to meet me?
Boy: Not now, abhi ammi nikalne nahi dengi.
Captain:Naujawanon come forward.
Sardarji does not move.
Captain: You did not move forward, why?
Sardarji: oji you sair 9 jawanon,
I was the 10 in line!
Boy to father: “Baap idhar aa”.
Mother:”Aise nahin bolte beta,
Daddy ko izzat se bulate hai”
Boy: “Baap, izzat se idhar aa!”
A man with 8 children
traveling by train.
A lady asked: are they your children.
Man: No Madam!
Actually I am the owner of a condom company
and
they are the complaints of my customers.
The human brain is most outstanding thing…….
it functions 24hrs 365 days…..
it functions right from the time u r Born….
until you fall in love
Friend nahi to life waste
Salt nahi to food waste
Story nahi to cinema waste
Mera SMS nahi to tera cell waste
