Category: Funny SMS

Q- What is the height of CONFIDENCE?
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Ans- A 99 years old woman buying a SIM card with LIFE-TIME validity.

Premika premi se: main maa Bannay wali hoon.
Premi: kya baat kar rahi ho yum hosh me to ho.
Premika: haan
Premi: Magar ham nay tou kabhi kiss tuk nahin kari
Premika: haan mai tumhare daddy se shadi kar k
tumhari maan banane wali hoon..

No matter what boys are driving
5500cc Ferrari, 3000cc BMW,
2400cc Honda Accord or 1800cc Toyota Camry

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But they are not able to overtake
a 100 cc Rickshaw full of girls:)

U luk sweet when u read my message.
U luk sweeter when u read my message & smile.
U luk sweetest when u read my message,
smile & reply. So, try to look sweetest.

Some relationships are like TOM and JERRY.
They irritate each other,
they tease each other…
but they still can’t live
without each other.

Attachment is not when two people chat Day & Night…
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Its when someone mails u and adds an image or data file with it. That File is known as attachment. :P :D

Animals

Ki

Khususiat

Bandar: Banana Khata Hy,

Dog: Wafadar Hota Hy,

Plz

Aagy

Mat

Parhna

Ruko

Mat

Parho

Gadha: Woi Karta Hy Jis Kaam Se Mana karo.

I saw some 1 in the cofee shop

Atractiv
Graceful
Intelegent
Very smart
Decent
More like a celibrity
I went closer
Oh
Oh my God these MIRRORS are :)

Boss to Secretary: for a week we’ll go abroad.

She calls husband: for a week I & boss are going abroad.

Husband calls Girlfriend: Wife going. Lets enjoy.

Girlfriend calls her student: for a week you are free.

Little boy calls grandpa: I am free.

Grandpa(boss) calls Secretary: Tour Canceled. I am with my grandson dis week.

Secretary calls husband: Tour canceled

Husband calls Girlfriend:Wife not going

Girlfriend calls boy: This week your class as usual

Boy calls grandpa: Sorry I’ve to attend my class.

Grandpa calls  Secretary: We are going abroad.

To be continue..