Category: Funny SMS

PAISA
Aaye ga jaye ga

SUKH
Aaye ga jaye ga

CHAIN
Aaye ga jaye ga

PYAR
Aaye ga jaye ga

LEKIN
MeRa sMs

Aaye ga

Aaye ga

Aur

Aata hi rhe ga

The devils challenged
the angels to a game of cricket.

We have got all the cricketers, said the Angels.
Devils:No problem,
we have got all the umpires.

In art gallery couple sees
picture of a girl covered by leaf.
Husband keeps watching.

Wife: ab chalo gay ya PAT JHARR
ka intezar kertay raho gay.

I Saw A Dream Last Nite

There Were Only U & ME

U Knw Wat Hapnd?

U Were Looking So INOCENT

bcoz

I Was Eating Custard & U Were Saying

“mainu v de de 1 chamchi.”

Yaar I bought a new mobile of Rs. 800

USB, infrared, bluetooth,

5 mega pixel double camera,

TV receiver, touch screen, mp3 player,

radio, 8GBmemory,  internet

with no one option there is.

Q- What is the height of CONFIDENCE?
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Ans- A 99 years old woman buying a SIM card with LIFE-TIME validity.

No matter what boys are driving
5500cc Ferrari, 3000cc BMW,
2400cc Honda Accord or 1800cc Toyota Camry

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But they are not able to overtake
a 100 cc Rickshaw full of girls:)

U luk sweet when u read my message.
U luk sweeter when u read my message & smile.
U luk sweetest when u read my message,
smile & reply. So, try to look sweetest.