Co-valent Bond
All the electrons were having a party,
sudenly protons attacked them,
A hero came & saved the electr0ns,
They asked the hero, who r u?
He said, Bond
Co-valent Bond;-)
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Dil k zakham kisi ko dikha na sako ge
Dil k zakham kisi ko dikha na sako ge,
Dil mein jo he kisi ko bata na sako ge,
Karoo ge jawani me jo girlfriend pe kharche,
Budhape tak udhar chuka na sako gay:p
Aisa mujhe bajuwali kehti hai
I always think about U.
I can’t live without U.
I really need U.
I’m totally mad about U.
I just wanna be with U.
I’m crazy 4 U.
I wanna marry U.
I LOVE U.
Aisa mujhe bajuwali kehti hai…
(My neighbour say all this to me)
i have a new sandal
Sardar to another Sardar
That girl is deaf.
2nd Sardar: How do you know…?
1st Sardar: I said I Love You to her.
She said: I have a new Sandal.
Duniya Ka Sb Se Romantic Mulk Kon sa Ha?
DUniya kA sb se rOmantiC mulk knSa ha?
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pakistan
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wo kaixe?
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kYun k yAhan hr ghR me dAily cAndle lite diNner hOta ae
GEO WAPDA
top movies of the year 2008
Top movies of the year 2008.
1. Faraz Is King
2. Mission Faraz
3. Jane Tu Ya Jane Faraz
4. Faraz 2050
5. Faraz Zameen Pe
6. Faraz Shanti Faraz
7. Aaja Nachle Faraz
Azad Watan k Nalayk Jawano, Happy Defense Day
Azad Pakistan k Nalayk Jawano,
Agr aaj Valentines ya Friendship Day hota to INBOX Full hota.
Chalo!
Jaldi se utho or sbko wish karo.
Happy Defense Day
men and women have argued
For years men and women have
argued over which is more painful:
Being kicked in the balls
or
Giving birth…?
Put it this way!
After a couple’s first child,
a woman will usually say
Lets have a baby again.
But
We won’t find a single man on this earth,
who will ever say
Ok kick me on the balls again..!
Pathan darwaza open ker k washroom jata
Aik pathan jub bhi wash room
jata to darwaza khol kar jata.
Kisi ne wajah pochi to us ne bataya
k usey shak hai k darwaze k neecay
wale soorah se use koi dekhta hai
3D message
First Time In Pakstan
I
M
Introducng
A
” 3 D ”
Message
In
Ur
Mobile..
” D D D “