Category: Funny SMS

Ek bat btana

jhoot mat bolna

is bat ko mazak mat samujna.

kuch kuch batin mazak nahin hotin

such such batana

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Tuwadi

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v Light jandi ay?

Teacher:
What should be in a
book to make it a bestseller?

Tommy:
A girl on the cover
and
no cover on the girl.

What a Govt in Pakistan:
Nobody wants to study in Govt School.
Don’t want to be treated in Govt hospital.
Don’t want to travel by Govt bus.
Don’t want to deal with any Govt Dept.
But,
Every body wants Govt JOBS.

Ye soch kar tum ny Shadi walay ghar say poket ma BIRIYANI dall li …..

Daagh to chala jay ga,

ye waqat phir nahi aay ga……………………

Boy to Chemist:
I need 1 condom.
Chemist:
We sell them in packs of 3, 9 &12. Which 1 u want?
Boy:
The girl is hot. We’re having Dinner with her parents & then going out. Once she has me, she’ll want me all the time. Better give 12’s pack.

At dinner table the Boy begins to pray and continues with his head down for several mins.
Girl:
U never told me, u r such a religious person.
Boy:
And u never told me, ur father is a CHEMIST!!

When i dont get ur sms!!

A little pain in my heart.

A small tear in my eyes

And sadness falls on my face.

What is this?

Its nothing

“Just Dramabazi”:

Suraj bana tu badal banay,chand bana tu taray banay,husn bana tu deewanay banay.kuch tu hai baat aap mai.yun hee tu nahi pagal khanay banay…:D

Rok Do Mery JANAAZY Ko! ZALiMO,

Mujh Mein phir sy JAAN Aa Rahi Hy,

PECHY Murr k Dekho, kambakhto,

Larkiyoon sy bhari MEHRAN Aa rahi hy.

Sardarji was asked,
what is a adult joke?

Reply came
any joke which is eighteen years old.