Who is a liar.. Its me
Who’s hot… Its U,
Who’s Charming… Its U,
Who’s Sweetest.. Its U,
Who’s Intelligent… Its U,
Who’s dear & near friend… Its U
Who’s a liar.. Its me
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Memon and banana shopkeeper
Memon: Yeh kaila(banana) kaisay diya?
Shopkeeper: 1Rs.
Memon: 60 Paisa ka deta hai?
S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega.
Memon:Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela day de :p
branch magager
EK larkI ROZ SUBHA
Darakht KI DALI PE CHArH K BeTH JATi THi,
PUCHO KYU?
BECHARi MBA KARKE PAGAL HO GAYi Thi,
APNE APKO BRANCH MANAGER SAMJHTi THi :-D
landline and mobile phone
Teacher: What is the difference between
Landline and Mobile Phone..?
Sardar: On landline we dial number with our finger
while on mobile we dial number with our thumb.
new way to propose a girl
Larki ko propose karne ka sabse sharifana tariqa:
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Me aap k Saath HAJJ pe jana Chahta Hoon,
Aap ka MEHRAM ban kar.!..:-D;-)
Lovers sitting in a park
Lovers sitting in a park,
boy tries to kiss the girl..
Girl says No dear not all this before marriage..
Boy: Don’t worry darling “I am already married”.:p
With Your Intelligence
If you can’t amaze people
with your intelligence…
confuse them with your bullshit.
two reasons to go school
Early Morning,
Mom wakes up her son: Its time to go to school.
Son: Mama I don’t wanna go.
Mom: Give me 2 reasons for this.
Son:
1.All Children Hate Me
2.All Teachers Hate Me
Mom: That’s No Reason,You Have To go.
Son: You Give Me 2 Reasons, Why I Should Go?
Mom:
1.U R 35 Yrs Old
2.U R Principal Of the School :-) :p
i can’t be everywhere
Angel said: I can’t be everywhere to help you.
So I created Mother.
Devil Replied: Me to can’t be everywhere.
So I created Mother-In-Law.
They Are Called IT Professionals
Long time ago,
people who sacrifice their sleep,
family, food, laughter and
other joys of life were called saints.
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But now, they are called
IT Professionals.