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Wrestling With A Donkey

Posted on by Shining Spirit

Arguing with your Boss is like wrestling with a Donkey in the Mud.

After some time you will realize that you are getting dirty and donkey is enjoying it….!!

heavily make-up Khusra

Posted on by Shining Spirit

A foreigner walking down a street in Lahore

saw a heavily make-up” Khusra”

He asked madam, are you a ” Prostitute”?

She replied : N0 Darling. I’m a Substitute :-)

latest versions of java

Posted on by Shining Spirit

Teacher asks a Computer student:

What r the 3 latest versions of java?

Studnt:

1. Marjava
2. Mitjava
3. Lutjava

ishq ma dil kya jaan bhi

naam tere kerjava o java java.

8 Advntags of not havng a lover

Posted on by Shining Spirit

Advntags of not havng a lover:

  1. Saves time
  2. Sleep well
  3. Don’t have to worry about how u look n wear
  4. Talk wid all guyz/gulz
  5. Go anywher wid any1
  6. No restrictnz
  7. No boring sms n talks whol night
  8. Free of al fights n tensnz

BONUS – livw a long life ;-)

Sharif aadmi shadi k baad

Posted on by Shining Spirit

Ek shareef admi shadi k bad apni B.V ko bola:
Aaj sey tum he meri ZINDAGI ho, PYAAR ho, TAMANNA hoo!

B.V:
aor aaj sey aap he mere leye
FARHAN hain, SAAD hain NOMAN hain