Category: Funny SMS

Movie titles related to eng students:
exams – socha na tha,
classes – kabhi kabhi,
question papers – na tum jano na hum,
copying – yaarana,
maths2 – asambhav,
maths1 – mission impossible,
environmental sciences – pyar mein kabhi kabhi,
1st semester – kuch to hai,
2nd semester – yeh kya ho raha hai,
distinction – kal ho na ho,
1st class – raju bangaya gentleman,
2nd class – dil mange more
fail – phir milenge

A scientist cannot b a president,but kalam did it.
A conductor cannot b a superstar,but Rajini did it.
A monkey cannot operate mobile,
but u mere lal, mind blowing….. (u did it)

This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat,
keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,
20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!

People Say To Me

“Sudhar Jao.”..

How To Tell Them..

“There is No Scope of Improvement in Perfection…” ;-)

1 Chooza Sharaab k Drum mein Gira or Must ho k

Nikla & Soi hui Billi k Mooh pe Dum Maar k Bola..

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“Billo Rani! kaho to abhi jaan day doon..

Importance of thumb…

Children use it 4 chewing

Illiterate people use it 4 sign

Winners 4 victory
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AND
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My FANS use it 4 reading my messages
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Oh….u toooo?

3 mouse were talkng about their bravery.

Mouse1: I poisoned da dog’s meat.

Mouse2: I ate cheese frm da trap.

Mouse3: OK Guys I’m leaving, I hv a date wd cat.

I was còòking murga,

when i added palak in it,

murga stand up and start dancing nd singing…

~HUM PE YEH KIS NE HARA RANG DALA…

MÅÅR DALA…MAAR DALA.

Most First Class students
get technical seats,
some become doctors
and some engineers.

The Second Class pass,
and then pass MBA,
become administrators
and control the First Class.

The Third Class pass
enter politics and become
Ministers and control both.

Last, but not the least,
The Failures join the underworld
and control all the above.

Santa was drawing money from ATM.
Banta, who was just behind him in
the line said: I’ve seen ur password. It’s ****.
Sant: U r wrong. It’s 1394.