Category: Funny SMS

1st Child: Mere Papa Bahut Darpok Hain.

2nd Child: Why?

1st Child: Jab Bhi Road Cross Karte Hain,
Meri Ungli Pakad Lete Hain aur kehte chorna mat.

20 years earlier IDBI ßank rejected loan of Mukesh Ambani
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And today he is able to ßuy IDBI ßank
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Today *UFONE* has also rejected my loan of Rs.10 so…..

A scientist cannot b a president,but kalam did it.
A conductor cannot b a superstar,but Rajini did it.
A monkey cannot operate mobile,
but u mere lal, mind blowing….. (u did it)

This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat,
keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,
20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!

People Say To Me

“Sudhar Jao.”..

How To Tell Them..

“There is No Scope of Improvement in Perfection…” ;-)

1 Chooza Sharaab k Drum mein Gira or Must ho k

Nikla & Soi hui Billi k Mooh pe Dum Maar k Bola..

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“Billo Rani! kaho to abhi jaan day doon..

Importance of thumb…

Children use it 4 chewing

Illiterate people use it 4 sign

Winners 4 victory
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AND
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My FANS use it 4 reading my messages
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Oh….u toooo?

I was còòking murga,

when i added palak in it,

murga stand up and start dancing nd singing…

~HUM PE YEH KIS NE HARA RANG DALA…

MÅÅR DALA…MAAR DALA.

3 mouse were talkng about their bravery.

Mouse1: I poisoned da dog’s meat.

Mouse2: I ate cheese frm da trap.

Mouse3: OK Guys I’m leaving, I hv a date wd cat.

Most First Class students
get technical seats,
some become doctors
and some engineers.

The Second Class pass,
and then pass MBA,
become administrators
and control the First Class.

The Third Class pass
enter politics and become
Ministers and control both.

Last, but not the least,
The Failures join the underworld
and control all the above.