Shadi me khana khane k 2 asool
Shadi me khana khane k 2 asool:
RULE1:
Pehli bar is tarha khao k dosri bar milega nai.
RULE2:
Dosri bar is tarha khao k pehli bar mila hi nahi …!!;-)
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Better think before you smile.
1 smile = 1 friendship
1 friendship = 1 love
1 love = 1 proposal
1 proposal = 1 marriage
And 1 marriage = THOUSANDS of problem.
so better think before you smile.
tough paper in exam
If a paper comes very tough in exam.
Just close your eyes for a moment.
Take a deep breath and say loudly.
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This is a very interesting subject,
I want to study it again.
Do u want to hear a dirty joke
Do u want to hear a dirty joke?
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Are you sure?
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Ok, here you go…
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A white horse fell in the mud
Phol barsao mera dost aya hai
Baharo phool barsao mera “DOST”aya hai.
Hoto pe muskan, gali me mehak laya hai.
Barso tak thi jise pani se “ELERGY”
Woh aaj “LUX” se nahaya hai.
Pyar bhe ajab shey hay faraz
PYAR
b ajab shey hY,
Maa se ho to IBADAT
Baap se ho tu MUQADS
Bhai se ho tu AQIDAT
Behan se ho tu FARZ
&
Biwi se ho tu,
“Thalley LAg Gaya Munda”…
Man standing on the scale
Man standing on the scale,
holding his stomach in.
Wife:I do not think that is going to help.
Man:Sure it does. How else could I see the numbers?
People like u r remembered forever
Flowers die,
Stories end,
Songs fade,
Memories are forgotten,
All things come 2 end,
But people like u r remembered forever,
Bcoz GHOSTS NEVER DIE
Eid ka intzar chhoro
!_____! !_____! !_____! Baalti (=LUX=) Soap :*******: :*******: Towel :*******:
Ye sab bhej diya he.
Plz kal ZaRooR naha lena.
Eid ka intzar chhoro
kitna roya tha men
kitna roya tha men us ko call kar k “faraz”
Jab us ne kaha,
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Aap ka matloba number dosri line par masroof hai.