1 memon 14th floor se neche gira
1 memon 14th floor se neche gira
Girte waqt usne
apni ghar ki khirki me
apni wife ko roti pakate hue dekha
to chilla k bola
MERI ROTI NAHI PAKANA!
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Tumhain ghalat fehmi hoi hay
Wife:kal rat tum mujhey neend
mein galian kion de rahey thai?
Husband: tumhey ghalat fehmi hoi hai..
Wife: kesi ghalat fehmi?
Husband: yehi k mein neeend mein tha
you did not sms me
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Mujhe sms nahi kiya na???
Dekha inbox my keeray par gaye.
Teri yaad mein humne
Teri yaad mein humne qalam uthaya liya
paper aur tasveer aapki banayi
socha tha k usko dil se laga kar rakhenge
magar
woh to bacho ko daraane ke kaam aayi…
Susti bhare jism ko jagate kyun nahi
Susti bhare jism ko jagate kyun nahi,
Uth kar sab k saamne aate kyo nahi,
Msg bhi tumhara smell marta hai,
Thodi himmat kar k NAHATE kyun nahi…
Aisa DOSTANA humara,
Aisa DOSTANA humara,
Mein KASHTI tu KINARA,
Mein VARSHA tu BADAL,
Mein RAAZMA tu CHAWAL,
Mein HOT tu COOL,
Mein APRIL tu FOOL.
Ha Ha Ha…..
Girl: Hum Kaha Ja Rahe He..?
Girl: Hum Kaha Ja Rahe He..?
Boy: Long Drive Par..!!
Girl: Pahle Kyun Nhi Bataya..?
Boy: Mujhe B Abhi Pata Chala Jub Break Nai Lag rahe.
Clever Financial Management
Clever Financial Management!
A beggar found 100Rs’
He decided to have a great dinner.
He went to a 5 star h0tel & enj0yed the dinner
When bill came he said I have n0 m0ney
Manager called p0lice & handed the beggar over to him
The beggar gave 100 Rs to p0liceman & set free ;-)
This is FINANCIAL MANAGEMENT indeed!..!
Neend mujhey raat bhar aati hai kam
Neend mujhey raat bhar aati hai kam ,
Shayad macharon ko bi mil gaya hai sanam
Ready To Help
Men are very Kind and Women are very mean!
“PROOF”:
Most women don’t like to help unknown men
but
all men are ready to help unknown women!! :-D