Maths and women both are most complicated things
Maths and women are the two most complicated things in the world….
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But maths at least has logic! :-)
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Boy: Waisae to kuch nahin lagti
Police nay bike pe jate larky aur larke ko rok kar pocha
“yeah tumhari kya lagte he”
Larka: Waisae to kuch nahin lagti,
break lagaon to thori thro saath lagte hay :)
special for you
Hi, How are you…?
Are you free tomorrow..?
Can you come to me..?
Because tomorrow we are opening new
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Mental Hospital
admission free, special offer for you.
Surprise Sex
* Goldew Words *
By The Great
Philospher
“NARGIS”
“Rape is Not a Crime”
Its just a “Surprise Sex” ;-)
Cool Lover Boy
NORMAL LOVER BOY:
“Jaan can I touch your b__bs?
Girl: “Rascal!”
COOL LOVER BOY:
“Jaan can I feel your heartbeats?”
Girl:”So Sweet”
“Think Different, Do Different!”
Help Girls To Become A Mother
One Boy To Another,
What Did You Do On Mother’s Day?
2nd Boy,
I Tried To Help Few Girls To Become A Mother
Brsat ki rat; 1 bhegi larki; Bhege kapre
Brsat ki rat
1 bhegi larki
Bhege kapre
Bhegi zulfain
Bhegay hont
Us se nazren mili,
Dekh kar es dharkate dil ne kaha
iNU kal bukhar howay e howay.
Bethay thay teri yaad main tanha ek shaam
Bethay thay teri yaad main tanha ek shaam,
Liya ek kaghaz aur likha tera naam,
Tasvir banai teri aur likha ye pegham,
Zinda pakarnay walay ko 50,000 ka inaam :p
How To Play With Balls
Snooker is a cool sports for men.
‘It teaches us how to play with BALLS,
& concentrate on many HOLES,
by using just a single STICK.
when will you give me report
Father went to school for getting report of his son.
Father: Madam when will you give me report?
Teacher: After the Periods.