Brsat ki rat; 1 bhegi larki; Bhege kapre
Brsat ki rat
1 bhegi larki
Bhege kapre
Bhegi zulfain
Bhegay hont
Us se nazren mili,
Dekh kar es dharkate dil ne kaha
iNU kal bukhar howay e howay.
Category: Naughty SMS
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Bethay thay teri yaad main tanha ek shaam
Bethay thay teri yaad main tanha ek shaam,
Liya ek kaghaz aur likha tera naam,
Tasvir banai teri aur likha ye pegham,
Zinda pakarnay walay ko 50,000 ka inaam :p
How To Play With Balls
Snooker is a cool sports for men.
‘It teaches us how to play with BALLS,
& concentrate on many HOLES,
by using just a single STICK.
when will you give me report
Father went to school for getting report of his son.
Father: Madam when will you give me report?
Teacher: After the Periods.
Lazy Boy To Father
Lazy Boy To Father: papa ek glass paani de do,
Father: khud uth k pe lo,
Boy: please de do na……!
Father: ab manga to thappar maron ga
Boy: thappar marne aao to pani letay aana
a dancer in night club
A dancer in night club bends.
An American puts $100 into her penty.
A british puts $200 into her penty.
A sardar takes his ATM card swipes
between her ass and takes $300.
Moral: SINGH IS KING
Height Of Bad Luck. . .
Height Of Bad Luck. . .
I Just Wanted To KISS
a CHARMING,
INTELLIGENT
&
MOST BEAUTIFUL PERSON On This Earth
But
My Lips
Can’t Touch My Cheeks ;)
Aik bar keh to diya he. “Good Morning”
“Good Morning”
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Ab kya Neeche nashta dhoond rahe ho?
Aik bar keh to diya he.
“Good Morning”
Bacha shopkeeper se
Bacha shopkeeper se: Suji hai ???
Shopkeeper: Han hai !!!
Bacha: To marwayi kyun thi…???
Abi abi Govt pakistan ne ordinance jari kia ha
Tv
on
kro
Abi abi Govt pakistan ne ordinance jari kia ha
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khubsurat logon ko is mulk se nikal dia jaye ga
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