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what’s for…?

Posted on June 13, 2021 by Shining Spirit

For India its Ind.

For Pakistan its Pak.

For Afghanistan its Afg.

For Argentina its Arg.

For Germany its Ger.

Then what’s for

Brazil and London ?

On a ship Captain Blackmails a girl

Posted on June 13, 2021 by Shining Spirit

On a ship Captain Blackmails a girl

“If u dont sleep wd me I’ll sink d ship”

Later,She sms hr husbnd

“U mst b proud of me,

I saved 600 pasngrs 9 times in 2 days!

calendar of love

Posted on June 13, 2021 by Shining Spirit

Calendar of Love

January = Rose

February = Propose

March = Gift

April = Lift

May = Chatting

June = Dating

July = Miss

August = Kiss

September = Marriage

October = Broke up

November = Rest

December = Next

Have a nice year ahead.

count from 1 to 10

Posted on June 13, 2021 by Shining Spirit

Miss says to a nursery students:

Count from 1 to 10.

I will give you a kiss.

Little kid replied:

I will count from 1 to 1000,

will you sleep with me..?

Suggest a password

Posted on June 13, 2021 by Shining Spirit

Wife working on a computer said:

Suggest a password.

Husband: My Penis.

Wife fell down from the chair laughing.

Because

Computer said:

Rejected “PASWORD TOO SHOT”

start loving my daughter

Posted on June 13, 2021 by Shining Spirit

Father: When did you start loving my daughter?

Boy: Hmmm Its about 4 months.

Father: How can I believe you?

Boy: Just wait 5 months more!

bhago bhago BhHOOt aaya

Posted on June 13, 2021 by Shining Spirit

Bijli + Badal = Savan aya.

Barat + Baja = Dulha aya.

Phool + Nazare = vasant aya.

Aap + Apki hasi = bhago bhago BhHOOt aaya

convincingly funny world

Posted on June 13, 2021 by Shining Spirit

If money doesn’t grow on trees,

Then why do Banks have branches..?

Why does a round “Pizza” come in a square box?

Why the “Glue” doesn’t stick to its bottle?

Why do we still call it “Building” when It’s already built?

If its true that “We are here to help others”

Then what are the others here for?

If you are not supposed to “Drink” and Drive,

Then why do bars have parking lots?

Conclusion: We are funny bunch of people

living in a convincingly funny world.

Dirty Mind

Posted on June 13, 2021 by Shining Spirit

I don’t have a dirty mind,
I have sexy imaginations.

interesting confusions

Posted on June 13, 2021 by Shining Spirit

interesting confusions:

1. Can you cry under water.?

2. Do fish ever get thirsty.?

3. Why dont birds fall out of trees, when they sleep.?

4. What do you call a male lady bird.?

5. Why is it called building, when it is already built.?

6. When they say dog food is new n improved in taste. Who tastes it.?