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men who sacrificed
Long ago, Men who sacrificed their
love, youth, parents, identity,
laughter and their happines
were called SAINTS!
Now they are called HUSBANDS!
love the lady
Love the lady but don’t touch the body.
If you touch the body, you become a dady.
Please send this message to 10 boys
and try to control population.
Will you love me after marriage also
Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.
send nice sms to other
Always send nice sms
to your friends and family.
Because when you die,
After your death
people say about you,
“Banda Te Chawal Si, Par SMS Changay Karda Si”
what’s for…?
For India its Ind.
For Pakistan its Pak.
For Afghanistan its Afg.
For Argentina its Arg.
For Germany its Ger.
Then what’s for
Brazil and London ?
On a ship Captain Blackmails a girl
On a ship Captain Blackmails a girl
“If u dont sleep wd me I’ll sink d ship”
Later,She sms hr husbnd
“U mst b proud of me,
I saved 600 pasngrs 9 times in 2 days!
calendar of love
count from 1 to 10
Miss says to a nursery students:
Count from 1 to 10.
I will give you a kiss.
Little kid replied:
I will count from 1 to 1000,
will you sleep with me..?
Suggest a password
Wife working on a computer said:
Suggest a password.
Husband: My Penis.
Wife fell down from the chair laughing.
Because
Computer said:
Rejected “PASWORD TOO SHOT”