count from 1 to 10
Miss says to a nursery students:
Count from 1 to 10.
I will give you a kiss.
Little kid replied:
I will count from 1 to 1000,
will you sleep with me..?
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Suggest a password
Wife working on a computer said:
Suggest a password.
Husband: My Penis.
Wife fell down from the chair laughing.
Because
Computer said:
Rejected “PASWORD TOO SHOT”
start loving my daughter
Father: When did you start loving my daughter?
Boy: Hmmm Its about 4 months.
Father: How can I believe you?
Boy: Just wait 5 months more!
bhago bhago BhHOOt aaya
Bijli + Badal = Savan aya.
Barat + Baja = Dulha aya.
Phool + Nazare = vasant aya.
Aap + Apki hasi = bhago bhago BhHOOt aaya
convincingly funny world
If money doesn’t grow on trees,
Then why do Banks have branches..?
Why does a round “Pizza” come in a square box?
Why the “Glue” doesn’t stick to its bottle?
Why do we still call it “Building” when It’s already built?
If its true that “We are here to help others”
Then what are the others here for?
If you are not supposed to “Drink” and Drive,
Then why do bars have parking lots?
Conclusion: We are funny bunch of people
living in a convincingly funny world.
Dirty Mind
I don’t have a dirty mind,
I have sexy imaginations.
interesting confusions
interesting confusions:
1. Can you cry under water.?
2. Do fish ever get thirsty.?
3. Why dont birds fall out of trees, when they sleep.?
4. What do you call a male lady bird.?
5. Why is it called building, when it is already built.?
6. When they say dog food is new n improved in taste. Who tastes it.?
inner beauty
Beauty is not how you look.
Its not how beautiful you are.
Its not your figure.
Beauty is the inner self.
So always wear
colorful undergarments.
give him a surprise
Son – I want a baby brother .
Mom – your dad is overseas.
When he comes back we will talk over it.
Son – why don’t you give him a surprise?
Funny Facts About Women
Funny Facts About Women…
* larki se m0habbat krna jurm hai.,jis ki saza shadi ki soorat me milti he.. :-)
* Kamiyab Aashiq wo he, jo mehb0ba ko b.v nahi Ban’nay Deta.. :-)
* Kaash larkian cigrate peeti ta k utni Dair to kham0sh Rehtin :-)
* Mard k liye asaan tareen kaam ksi larki k hath0n ullu ban’na he :-)
* Orat Fashi0n k0 Aisy talash krti he jesay m0t insaan k0. :-)
* D0st0 zindagi enj0y kro,kya pata kal tmhari shadi ho jaye…!