send nice sms to other
Always send nice sms
to your friends and family.
Because when you die,
After your death
people say about you,
“Banda Te Chawal Si, Par SMS Changay Karda Si”
Category: Naughty SMS
Huge collection of Extremely naughty SMS, naughty SMS Text, Naughty Text Messages, Naughty Funny SMS, Misleading Naughty SMS
what’s for…?
For India its Ind.
For Pakistan its Pak.
For Afghanistan its Afg.
For Argentina its Arg.
For Germany its Ger.
Then what’s for
Brazil and London ?
On a ship Captain Blackmails a girl
On a ship Captain Blackmails a girl
“If u dont sleep wd me I’ll sink d ship”
Later,She sms hr husbnd
“U mst b proud of me,
I saved 600 pasngrs 9 times in 2 days!
calendar of love
count from 1 to 10
Miss says to a nursery students:
Count from 1 to 10.
I will give you a kiss.
Little kid replied:
I will count from 1 to 1000,
will you sleep with me..?
Suggest a password
Wife working on a computer said:
Suggest a password.
Husband: My Penis.
Wife fell down from the chair laughing.
Because
Computer said:
Rejected “PASWORD TOO SHOT”
start loving my daughter
Father: When did you start loving my daughter?
Boy: Hmmm Its about 4 months.
Father: How can I believe you?
Boy: Just wait 5 months more!
bhago bhago BhHOOt aaya
Bijli + Badal = Savan aya.
Barat + Baja = Dulha aya.
Phool + Nazare = vasant aya.
Aap + Apki hasi = bhago bhago BhHOOt aaya
convincingly funny world
If money doesn’t grow on trees,
Then why do Banks have branches..?
Why does a round “Pizza” come in a square box?
Why the “Glue” doesn’t stick to its bottle?
Why do we still call it “Building” when It’s already built?
If its true that “We are here to help others”
Then what are the others here for?
If you are not supposed to “Drink” and Drive,
Then why do bars have parking lots?
Conclusion: We are funny bunch of people
living in a convincingly funny world.
Dirty Mind
I don’t have a dirty mind,
I have sexy imaginations.