what does 143 mean?
What is 143 ?
I love u..
No..
I hate u..
No..
I miss u..
No..
I wish u..
NO..
143 means
ONE HUNDRED & FORTY THREE.
Concentrate on Maths,
And not on Romance:)
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What is 143 ?
I love u..
No..
I hate u..
No..
I miss u..
No..
I wish u..
NO..
143 means
ONE HUNDRED & FORTY THREE.
Concentrate on Maths,
And not on Romance:)
Patient to dotor:
You’ve appointed nice nurse.
She take good care of patients.
doctor: Yes I heard,
When she slapped you.
A criminal enter into bed room,
tied up husband & wife,
kissed wife’s ear & went to bathroom.
Husband told wife, “satisfy him or he will kill us, be strong I LOVE U”
Wife said “He didnt kiss me,
He whispered in my ear that he’s GAY,
needs vaseline & I told him its in the bathroom.
So b strong, I LOVE U 2.
Reaction of Girls when they lose their Mobile:
Poor Girls:
O,Mera Mobile
Rich Girls:
No Problem
Beautiful Girls:
O shit us me to “LAIQ JAAN” ka nmbr tha.
Dr: Mrs. Parveen, good news for you.
Girl : What do you mean by Mrs. Parveen ?
I am Miss. Parveen
Dr: Oh . !! sorry Miss. Parveen, Bad news for you. . !!
Aasman par Kaali Ghata Chai Hai,
Aaj Phir Ghar Wali Se Maar Khai Hai,
Kehti Hai Sudhar Jao…
Lekin Kya Karon..
Kaam Wali Aaj Phir Jeans Pehen K Aai Hai.
Degrees of girls….!
B.A = Beautiful Angel
B.E = Beautiful Eyes
B.Sc = Beautiful Structure
L.L.B = Lovely Lifp and Body
M.B.A = Married but Available
oT TnAW T2UL I
+THpinboop YA2
!..2mA3rb T33w2
! .. niH)A2 2″rU
Confused na? Read it in a mirror.. Now…
Bye!
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larki shrmaty huy boli:
Sir wo Gulshan prk
National prk
Bag-E-jinah
fotrus, Race Course jaty hain. :-)
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agley hafte doongi
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