Bilkul apne bap par gaya hai
Larki: Ami Ami ye parosi ka larka mujhy
bar bar kiss kar k bhag jata hai,
Ammi muskurai or boli:
Bilkul apne bap par gaya hai.;-)
Category: Naughty SMS
Huge collection of Extremely naughty SMS, naughty SMS Text, Naughty Text Messages, Naughty Funny SMS, Misleading Naughty SMS
Now I understand Y girls have so Long Hair
Boy:Why did Gandhi ji have no hair on his head?
Teacher:Its sign of Intelligence.
Boy:Ohh! Now I understand Y girls have so Long Hair!
first line to write in exams
First line to write in exams:
“All the answers written below
are imaginary and work of my creative mind.
Any resemblence to text book
is unintentional and purely accidental”
nothign can replace you
A light can replace dark.
A success can replace failure.
A smile can replace pain.
But
Nothing can replace you
Because
“China de maal di koi garuntee nahi”
what does 143 mean?
What is 143 ?
I love u..
No..
I hate u..
No..
I miss u..
No..
I wish u..
NO..
143 means
ONE HUNDRED & FORTY THREE.
Concentrate on Maths,
And not on Romance:)
nice nurse
Patient to dotor:
You’ve appointed nice nurse.
She take good care of patients.
doctor: Yes I heard,
When she slapped you.
love you too
A criminal enter into bed room,
tied up husband & wife,
kissed wife’s ear & went to bathroom.
Husband told wife, “satisfy him or he will kill us, be strong I LOVE U”
Wife said “He didnt kiss me,
He whispered in my ear that he’s GAY,
needs vaseline & I told him its in the bathroom.
So b strong, I LOVE U 2.
Reaction of Girls when they lose their Mobile
Reaction of Girls when they lose their Mobile:
Poor Girls:
O,Mera Mobile
Rich Girls:
No Problem
Beautiful Girls:
O shit us me to “LAIQ JAAN” ka nmbr tha.
good news, bad news
Dr: Mrs. Parveen, good news for you.
Girl : What do you mean by Mrs. Parveen ?
I am Miss. Parveen
Dr: Oh . !! sorry Miss. Parveen, Bad news for you. . !!
Aasman par Kaali Ghata Chai Hai
Aasman par Kaali Ghata Chai Hai,
Aaj Phir Ghar Wali Se Maar Khai Hai,
Kehti Hai Sudhar Jao…
Lekin Kya Karon..
Kaam Wali Aaj Phir Jeans Pehen K Aai Hai.