things in boys room!
Things in boys room!
Before Marriage:
Perfumes
Love Letters
Gifts
Friendship Cards
After Marriage:
Pain Killers
Loan Papers
Unpaid Bills
List for Shopping
Happy Unmarried Life
Category: Naughty SMS
Huge collection of Extremely naughty SMS, naughty SMS Text, Naughty Text Messages, Naughty Funny SMS, Misleading Naughty SMS
YOU HAVE GOT A MALE
Pappu: Dad how was I born?
Dad: well son, your Mom & I got to gether at ‘YAHOO’
we set us a date via E-Mail, & Met in a cyber cafe,
Your Mom agreed to dowload data from my PEN DRIVE,
JUST when I was about to “Transfer”
we realised that none of us have installed “FIREWALL”
IT was too late to DELETE
9 months later a POP-UP Window appeared & said
YOU HAVE GOT A MALE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
word truly defines you
I want to say a word to u !!
.
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That starts with u
.
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and ends on u
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that truly defines u
.
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that word is
.
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“ULLU” ….. :-)
Achieving your target on job
Achieving your target on job
is just like being pregnant.
Everyone congratulate you on the outcome.
But no one knows how many times you got F_CK_D..!
smells like Carrots
What is invisible and smells like Carrots?
Don’t know?
Rabbit Fart. .:-p
Bilkul apne bap par gaya hai
Larki: Ami Ami ye parosi ka larka mujhy
bar bar kiss kar k bhag jata hai,
Ammi muskurai or boli:
Bilkul apne bap par gaya hai.;-)
Now I understand Y girls have so Long Hair
Boy:Why did Gandhi ji have no hair on his head?
Teacher:Its sign of Intelligence.
Boy:Ohh! Now I understand Y girls have so Long Hair!
first line to write in exams
First line to write in exams:
“All the answers written below
are imaginary and work of my creative mind.
Any resemblence to text book
is unintentional and purely accidental”
nothign can replace you
A light can replace dark.
A success can replace failure.
A smile can replace pain.
But
Nothing can replace you
Because
“China de maal di koi garuntee nahi”
what does 143 mean?
What is 143 ?
I love u..
No..
I hate u..
No..
I miss u..
No..
I wish u..
NO..
143 means
ONE HUNDRED & FORTY THREE.
Concentrate on Maths,
And not on Romance:)