husband and donkey
Difference between husband and donkey.
Husband can be donkey.
but
Donkey can’t be a husband.
Category: Naughty SMS
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2 show u my glow in the dark watch.
I really deeply wish
that u r here with me in my room.
On my bed & lights is off & we get under the cover together..
2 show u my glow in the dark watch.
U R 100% beautiful
U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and
U R 100% stupid to believe these words…
satisfied woman
Behind every Successful man
there is a satisfied woman.
But behind every satisfied woman.
there is an exausted man.
afraid of women
Man 1: I do not want to marry.
Because I am afraid of all women.
Man 2: Get marry soon.
Then you will be afraid of
only one woman and start loving the rest
Teacher is ki english main translate karo
Teacher to children is ki English main translate karo:
“Saima ny kapre pahen liye hain”
Children: “Shit we are late” :-
one perfect wife
There is only one perfect child
in the world and every mother has it.
There is only one perfect wife
in the world and every neighbour has it.
customer complaints
A man with 8 children
traveling by train.
A lady asked: are they your children.
Man: No Madam!
Actually I am the owner of a condom company
and
they are the complaints of my customers.
He came at night
He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me,
he bit, sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left,
i was hurt,
BLOODY… MOSQUITO !!!!
Koi acha sa, Pyara sa
Koi acha sa…
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Pyara sa..
Bilkul apnay jaisa
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Naya sa..
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