Ruin Your Lipstick
Don’t worry girl,
you will find the one
who will ruin your lipstick,
and not your mascara.
Category: Naughty SMS
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shave in a day
Girl: how many times you do shave in a day.?
Boy: 30 to 40 times.
Girl: are you mad.?
Boy: no I am hairstylist.
loose my business
CONDOM says to ALWAYS:
Every month you stop my business for one week.
ALWAYS says:
Aah! If you make one mistake,
I loose my business for 9 months.
husband and donkey
Difference between husband and donkey.
Husband can be donkey.
but
Donkey can’t be a husband.
2 show u my glow in the dark watch.
I really deeply wish
that u r here with me in my room.
On my bed & lights is off & we get under the cover together..
2 show u my glow in the dark watch.
U R 100% beautiful
U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and
U R 100% stupid to believe these words…
satisfied woman
Behind every Successful man
there is a satisfied woman.
But behind every satisfied woman.
there is an exausted man.
afraid of women
Man 1: I do not want to marry.
Because I am afraid of all women.
Man 2: Get marry soon.
Then you will be afraid of
only one woman and start loving the rest
Teacher is ki english main translate karo
Teacher to children is ki English main translate karo:
“Saima ny kapre pahen liye hain”
Children: “Shit we are late” :-
one perfect wife
There is only one perfect child
in the world and every mother has it.
There is only one perfect wife
in the world and every neighbour has it.