Category: Naughty SMS

Bivi suhaag raat ko shohar se boli:

Dekhein plz mere pass na ayn main ne apni ammi se waada kia tha,

k “mein shadi k baad ye sab  chor d0ngi”…

Don’t worry girl,
you will find the one
who will ruin your lipstick,
and not your mascara.

CONDOM says to ALWAYS:

Every month you stop my business for one week.

ALWAYS says:

Aah! If you make one mistake,

I loose my business for 9 months.

Difference between husband and donkey.

Husband can be donkey.

but

Donkey can’t be a husband.

I really deeply wish
that u r here with me in my room.
On my bed & lights is off & we get under the cover together..
2 show u my glow in the dark watch.

U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and
U R 100% stupid to believe these words…