afraid of women
Man 1: I do not want to marry.
Because I am afraid of all women.
Man 2: Get marry soon.
Then you will be afraid of
only one woman and start loving the rest
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Teacher is ki english main translate karo
Teacher to children is ki English main translate karo:
“Saima ny kapre pahen liye hain”
Children: “Shit we are late” :-
one perfect wife
There is only one perfect child
in the world and every mother has it.
There is only one perfect wife
in the world and every neighbour has it.
customer complaints
A man with 8 children
traveling by train.
A lady asked: are they your children.
Man: No Madam!
Actually I am the owner of a condom company
and
they are the complaints of my customers.
He came at night
He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me,
he bit, sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left,
i was hurt,
BLOODY… MOSQUITO !!!!
Koi acha sa, Pyara sa
Koi acha sa…
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Pyara sa..
Bilkul apnay jaisa
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Naya sa..
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SMS ho to
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DELETE kr do
Q K
SEND to
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krtay Nahi.
my wife is so naughty
Sardar: My wife is so naughty.
She always kidding with me.
Friend: how..?
Sardar: yesterday I went home.
and I put my hands on her eyes.
She said: Its you the watchman.
difference between Friend and Blood
What’s the difference between
Friend and Blood…?
Blood enters the heart and flows out.
But
Friends enter the heart and stay forever..!
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Phir zindagi bhar khoon peetay hain saalay :)
Cell phone emit dangerous radiations…
WARNING!
Cell phone emit dangerous radiations which causes brain cancer..!!
But..
How lucky u r…..!
“No Brain”
“No Tension”
:-)
YOU! I TRUSTED YOU SO MUCH
YOU! I TRUSTED YOU SO MUCH &
YOUR BIG MOUTH IS NEVER SHUT!
WHY DID YOU TELL OTHERS MY SECRET?
YOU REALLY DISAPPOINTED ME!
PLEASE STOP TELLING EVERYBODY THAT I M SO CUTE