Mujhe pata nahi tha k aap pregnant hain
At a dance party,
Boy: will u dance with me?
Girl: main bache k saath nahi nachti.
Boy: so sorry! Mujhe pata nahi tha k aap pregnant hain.
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Mama Papa Di Jaan
Oooay!
Mama Papa Di Jaan…
Saday wal v karo Dheyan….
Asi Bohat Han Pareshan…
Towaday Wallon na koi Bell na Koi Sms da Nishan..
Kithay O Meri Jaan???
Very important health tips for 2009
Very important health tips for 2009
don’t eat
biryani,
burgers,
pizzas,
samosay
chana chat,
ice cream,
&
chocolate,
Without
ME!
paper wali raat
1000 pages ki book kitny din mein prhi ja skti hy?
writer: 6 months
doctor: 2 months
lawyer: 1 month
profsr: 1 week
student: paper wali raat
your money, your decision
Management Lesson
You spent 100% income on your wife and get 10% satisfaction.
on the other hand
You spent 10% income on your girlfriend and get 100% satisfaction.
your money, your decision.
us se pyar kar k
Us se pyar kar k meri kismat hi jaag gayi,
Us se pyar kar k meri aarzo bhi jaab gayi.
Phir aik din aisa howa yaaroo.
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.
.
Woh kambakht kisi SARDAR k sath bhag gayi.
tragedy of man’s life
Tragedy of man’s life
Nice men are ugly,
good looking men are not nice,
good lookin nice men are married,
good lookin nice unmarried men are gay.=P
Meri taref se apko 1 PuPPI
Meri taref se apko 1 “PuPPI” Aapki saheli ko 1 “PAPPI”
Saheli ki saheli ko 1 “PuPPI” Batau bhala kiun?
Aaj hi mere “DOggy” ne 10 “PuPPI” ko janam de hai!
8 Advntags of not havng a lover
Advntags of not havng a lover:
- Saves time
- Sleep well
- Don’t have to worry about how u look n wear
- Talk wid all guyz/gulz
- Go anywher wid any1
- No restrictnz
- No boring sms n talks whol night
- Free of al fights n tensnz
BONUS – livw a long life ;-)
Tum meri beti ko kab se pyar karte ho
Father: Tum meri beti ko kab se pyar karte ho..?
Boy: 4 mahine se..
Fathar: Main kese yaqeen kar lun..?
Boy: 5 mahine baad khud hi yaqeen aa jae ga:-