Do u know what is GIRL?
Do u know what is GIRL?
G-Ghost
I-In
R-Real
L-Life
So avoid girls & fwd their nos to me.Dont worry about me.I’m a professional
“GHOST RIDER”
Category: Naughty SMS
Huge collection of Extremely naughty SMS, naughty SMS Text, Naughty Text Messages, Naughty Funny SMS, Misleading Naughty SMS
The word “WOMAN”has “MAN” in it
The word “WOMAN”has “MAN” in it
The “FEMALE”
has “MALE” in it
The word “SHE”
has “HE” in it
CONCLUSION: Larkiyan larkon ke bghair adhuri hain
:-)
i can’t be everywhere
Angel said: I can’t be everywhere to help you.
So I created Mother.
Devil Replied: Me to can’t be everywhere.
So I created Mother-In-Law.
Mujhe pata nahi tha k aap pregnant hain
At a dance party,
Boy: will u dance with me?
Girl: main bache k saath nahi nachti.
Boy: so sorry! Mujhe pata nahi tha k aap pregnant hain.
Mama Papa Di Jaan
Oooay!
Mama Papa Di Jaan…
Saday wal v karo Dheyan….
Asi Bohat Han Pareshan…
Towaday Wallon na koi Bell na Koi Sms da Nishan..
Kithay O Meri Jaan???
Very important health tips for 2009
Very important health tips for 2009
don’t eat
biryani,
burgers,
pizzas,
samosay
chana chat,
ice cream,
&
chocolate,
Without
ME!
paper wali raat
1000 pages ki book kitny din mein prhi ja skti hy?
writer: 6 months
doctor: 2 months
lawyer: 1 month
profsr: 1 week
student: paper wali raat
your money, your decision
Management Lesson
You spent 100% income on your wife and get 10% satisfaction.
on the other hand
You spent 10% income on your girlfriend and get 100% satisfaction.
your money, your decision.
us se pyar kar k
Us se pyar kar k meri kismat hi jaag gayi,
Us se pyar kar k meri aarzo bhi jaab gayi.
Phir aik din aisa howa yaaroo.
.
.
.
Woh kambakht kisi SARDAR k sath bhag gayi.
tragedy of man’s life
Tragedy of man’s life
Nice men are ugly,
good looking men are not nice,
good lookin nice men are married,
good lookin nice unmarried men are gay.=P