Good Friend comes to visit
Good Friend comes to visit you in the Hospital with Flowers and goes….
But
A True Friend sits near you and says:
Yaar, bohat fit Nurse hai, aaram
say theek hona:
Category: Naughty SMS
Huge collection of Extremely naughty SMS, naughty SMS Text, Naughty Text Messages, Naughty Funny SMS, Misleading Naughty SMS
Do u know what is GIRL?
Do u know what is GIRL?
G-Ghost
I-In
R-Real
L-Life
So avoid girls & fwd their nos to me.Dont worry about me.I’m a professional
“GHOST RIDER”
The word “WOMAN”has “MAN” in it
The word “WOMAN”has “MAN” in it
The “FEMALE”
has “MALE” in it
The word “SHE”
has “HE” in it
CONCLUSION: Larkiyan larkon ke bghair adhuri hain
:-)
i can’t be everywhere
Angel said: I can’t be everywhere to help you.
So I created Mother.
Devil Replied: Me to can’t be everywhere.
So I created Mother-In-Law.
Mujhe pata nahi tha k aap pregnant hain
At a dance party,
Boy: will u dance with me?
Girl: main bache k saath nahi nachti.
Boy: so sorry! Mujhe pata nahi tha k aap pregnant hain.
Mama Papa Di Jaan
Oooay!
Mama Papa Di Jaan…
Saday wal v karo Dheyan….
Asi Bohat Han Pareshan…
Towaday Wallon na koi Bell na Koi Sms da Nishan..
Kithay O Meri Jaan???
Very important health tips for 2009
Very important health tips for 2009
don’t eat
biryani,
burgers,
pizzas,
samosay
chana chat,
ice cream,
&
chocolate,
Without
ME!
paper wali raat
1000 pages ki book kitny din mein prhi ja skti hy?
writer: 6 months
doctor: 2 months
lawyer: 1 month
profsr: 1 week
student: paper wali raat
your money, your decision
Management Lesson
You spent 100% income on your wife and get 10% satisfaction.
on the other hand
You spent 10% income on your girlfriend and get 100% satisfaction.
your money, your decision.
us se pyar kar k
Us se pyar kar k meri kismat hi jaag gayi,
Us se pyar kar k meri aarzo bhi jaab gayi.
Phir aik din aisa howa yaaroo.
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.
.
Woh kambakht kisi SARDAR k sath bhag gayi.