only 20% boys have brain
Only 20% boys have brains.
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Rest have girlfriends.
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men and women have argued
For years men and women have
argued over which is more painful:
Being kicked in the balls
or
Giving birth…?
Put it this way!
After a couple’s first child,
a woman will usually say
Lets have a baby again.
But
We won’t find a single man on this earth,
who will ever say
Ok kick me on the balls again..!
Good Friend comes to visit
Good Friend comes to visit you in the Hospital with Flowers and goes….
But
A True Friend sits near you and says:
Yaar, bohat fit Nurse hai, aaram
say theek hona:
Do u know what is GIRL?
Do u know what is GIRL?
G-Ghost
I-In
R-Real
L-Life
So avoid girls & fwd their nos to me.Dont worry about me.I’m a professional
“GHOST RIDER”
The word “WOMAN”has “MAN” in it
The word “WOMAN”has “MAN” in it
The “FEMALE”
has “MALE” in it
The word “SHE”
has “HE” in it
CONCLUSION: Larkiyan larkon ke bghair adhuri hain
:-)
i can’t be everywhere
Angel said: I can’t be everywhere to help you.
So I created Mother.
Devil Replied: Me to can’t be everywhere.
So I created Mother-In-Law.
Mujhe pata nahi tha k aap pregnant hain
At a dance party,
Boy: will u dance with me?
Girl: main bache k saath nahi nachti.
Boy: so sorry! Mujhe pata nahi tha k aap pregnant hain.
Mama Papa Di Jaan
Oooay!
Mama Papa Di Jaan…
Saday wal v karo Dheyan….
Asi Bohat Han Pareshan…
Towaday Wallon na koi Bell na Koi Sms da Nishan..
Kithay O Meri Jaan???
Very important health tips for 2009
Very important health tips for 2009
don’t eat
biryani,
burgers,
pizzas,
samosay
chana chat,
ice cream,
&
chocolate,
Without
ME!
paper wali raat
1000 pages ki book kitny din mein prhi ja skti hy?
writer: 6 months
doctor: 2 months
lawyer: 1 month
profsr: 1 week
student: paper wali raat