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Very good!
Intelligent Ho!
Kal A-B-C-D sikhenge…
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tough paper in exam
If a paper comes very tough in exam.
Just close your eyes for a moment.
Take a deep breath and say loudly.
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This is a very interesting subject,
I want to study it again.
how do I write
8 year son: Dad what’s sex?
Dad gets tensed but explained everything.
Kid: But dad how do I write all that in this small box of admision form ?
I want to touch ur lips taste ur tongue smell ur breath
I want to touch ur lips taste ur tongue smell ur breath
hai wat hapen
i am ur colegate
secretary and private secretary
Q: What is the difference between
Secretary and Private Secretary…?
Ans: Secretary says GOOD MORNING Sir
while
Private Secretary says ITS MORNING Sir.
Women Are Like Fruits
Women are like fruits.
Every woman has her own
unique taste and color,
The problem is with men,
they seeem to love fruit chaat :D
father of none
A couple had a fight one night.
When they were going to bed,
Husband Taunted:
“Good night mother of 3 kids”.
Wife Replied:
“Good night Father of none” :-D
1 Bar 1 Larki Akeli Ja Rahi Thi
1 Bar 1 Larki Akeli Ja Rahi Thi
1 Larka Saamne Se Aaya Dono’n Bilkul Paas Aa Gaye
Larka Side Pe ho Gya Aur Larki Chali Gayi
Moral :
Har Koi Tumhari Terha Begairat nahi Hota …
will you marry me
Police arrested me for killing a girl.
I swear, I did not kill her.
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I just asked her
“will you marry me”
and she died with happiness.
take as many as u want
In school canteen,
there was a basket of apples with a written note:
“don’t take more than 1, God is watching!”
A little further there was a box of choclates,
a naughty child wrote:
“Take as many as u want. God is watching the apples”