Don’t Meet Girls In Monsoon
Global WARNING
Don’t Meet Girls During Monsoon.
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They Will Become
Mom Soon… :) :-P
Category: Naughty SMS
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evolution of man
Evolution of Man:
Without Marriage “Spider Man”
On Marriage Day “Super Man”
After Marriage “Gentle Man”
If wife is beautiful then rest of life
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“Watch Man”
GIRLS have STUPID specialty
GIRLS have STUPID specialty..!
They get
WET without
BATH!
They BLEED without an INJURY!
They give
MILK widout
eating GRASS
Make
BONELESS
things HARD!
Cold Drink On Hot Day
Having a cold drink on a hot day with a few friends is nice
But what about having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks?
Speechless!
high expectations of a girl
Teacher asks Girl:
Which part of Human body
Expands 10 times its normal size..?
Girl: I can’t answer this question
I feel shy…!
Teacher asks same question to a boy.
Boy replies: Its the Pupil of Human Eye.
Teacher: Right!
Then turns to the girl:
Listen girl your thinking is wrong
and your expectations are too high.
Microsoft Launched New software related to cricket
After Big Success of :- . . . . . . . .
MS Word . . . . . . . .
MS Excel . . . . . . . .
MS Power Point etc., . . . . . . . .
Microsoft Launched New software related to cricket . . . . . . . . .
MS Dhoni :)
Pehli rat say he shuru hoi barbadi
Ek machhar nay karli makhi say shadi,
Pehli rat say he shuru hoi barbadi,
Machhar ke qismat he khhoti thi ,
Makhhi mospel laga k soti thi
chalte chalte yunhi ruk jata hoon
Boy to girl: chalte chalte yunhi ruk jata hoon,
baithe baithe yunhi gir jata hoon,
kya yehi pyaar hai….?
girl: nahi, ye mardana kamzori hai
empty fog sms
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Its not an empty sms.
Due to fog you can’t see the words.
Happy Fog Day
Do U know the full form of COLLEGE
Do U know the full form of COLLEGE
C-Come
O-On
L-Lets
L-Love
E-Each
G-Girl
E-Equally……
Thats why boys go to college regularly….