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Teacher asks Girl:
Which part of Human body
Expands 10 times its normal size..?
Girl: I can’t answer this question
I feel shy…!
Teacher asks same question to a boy.
Boy replies: Its the Pupil of Human Eye.
Teacher: Right!
Then turns to the girl:
Listen girl your thinking is wrong
and your expectations are too high.
After Big Success of :- . . . . . . . .
MS Word . . . . . . . .
MS Excel . . . . . . . .
MS Power Point etc., . . . . . . . .
Microsoft Launched New software related to cricket . . . . . . . . .
MS Dhoni :)
Ek machhar nay karli makhi say shadi,
Pehli rat say he shuru hoi barbadi,
Machhar ke qismat he khhoti thi ,
Makhhi mospel laga k soti thi
Boy to girl: chalte chalte yunhi ruk jata hoon,
baithe baithe yunhi gir jata hoon,
kya yehi pyaar hai….?
girl: nahi, ye mardana kamzori hai
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Its not an empty sms.
Due to fog you can’t see the words.
Happy Fog Day
Do U know the full form of COLLEGE
C-Come
O-On
L-Lets
L-Love
E-Each
G-Girl
E-Equally……
Thats why boys go to college regularly….
Maths and women are the two most complicated things in the world….
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But maths at least has logic! :-)
Police nay bike pe jate larky aur larke ko rok kar pocha
“yeah tumhari kya lagte he”
Larka: Waisae to kuch nahin lagti,
break lagaon to thori thro saath lagte hay :)
Hi, How are you…?
Are you free tomorrow..?
Can you come to me..?
Because tomorrow we are opening new
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Mental Hospital
admission free, special offer for you.
* Goldew Words *
By The Great
Philospher
“NARGIS”
“Rape is Not a Crime”
Its just a “Surprise Sex” ;-)
