Pehli rat say he shuru hoi barbadi
Ek machhar nay karli makhi say shadi,
Pehli rat say he shuru hoi barbadi,
Machhar ke qismat he khhoti thi ,
Makhhi mospel laga k soti thi
Category: Naughty SMS
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chalte chalte yunhi ruk jata hoon
Boy to girl: chalte chalte yunhi ruk jata hoon,
baithe baithe yunhi gir jata hoon,
kya yehi pyaar hai….?
girl: nahi, ye mardana kamzori hai
empty fog sms
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Its not an empty sms.
Due to fog you can’t see the words.
Happy Fog Day
Do U know the full form of COLLEGE
Do U know the full form of COLLEGE
C-Come
O-On
L-Lets
L-Love
E-Each
G-Girl
E-Equally……
Thats why boys go to college regularly….
Maths and women both are most complicated things
Maths and women are the two most complicated things in the world….
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But maths at least has logic! :-)
Boy: Waisae to kuch nahin lagti
Police nay bike pe jate larky aur larke ko rok kar pocha
“yeah tumhari kya lagte he”
Larka: Waisae to kuch nahin lagti,
break lagaon to thori thro saath lagte hay :)
special for you
Hi, How are you…?
Are you free tomorrow..?
Can you come to me..?
Because tomorrow we are opening new
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Mental Hospital
admission free, special offer for you.
Surprise Sex
* Goldew Words *
By The Great
Philospher
“NARGIS”
“Rape is Not a Crime”
Its just a “Surprise Sex” ;-)
Cool Lover Boy
NORMAL LOVER BOY:
“Jaan can I touch your b__bs?
Girl: “Rascal!”
COOL LOVER BOY:
“Jaan can I feel your heartbeats?”
Girl:”So Sweet”
“Think Different, Do Different!”
Help Girls To Become A Mother
One Boy To Another,
What Did You Do On Mother’s Day?
2nd Boy,
I Tried To Help Few Girls To Become A Mother