son of sardar
Sardar’s son is crying to go to school.
Sardar: Oye sheran day bachay ronday nai.
Son: Sheran day bachay school v te nai janday.
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Medical entrance exam
Sardar was giving his medical entrance exam
He gave definitions as follows:
Antibody:
Against everybody
Artery:
Study of fine art paintings
Cardiology:
Advanced study of playing cards
CT scan:
Scanning 4 lost whistle..
Coma:
Punctuation mark
Bacteria:
Back door to a cafeteria…
my wife is so naughty
Sardar: My wife is so naughty.
She always kidding with me.
Friend: how..?
Sardar: yesterday I went home.
and I put my hands on her eyes.
She said: Its you the watchman.
Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta
Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main tum se shaadi
nahi karsakta gharwale mana karrahe hai.
Girlfriend= Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai.
Sardar= 1 biwi aur 3 bacche…
Kal Main bathroom gaya
Sardar: Kal Main bathroom gaya
te othay saanp betha c
sardarni: Hay o Rabba
Fer tusi ke kita
sardar: Koj v nai Mai saanp Nu akhya
Tusi kar lo Meri te nikal gai ay
sardar was going on a road
A sardar was going on a road.
He saw a dog sitting under a car.
He pulled out the dog and
said..
“BAAR NIKAL, IDAA TU MECHANICAL ENGINEER”
i have a new sandal
Sardar to another Sardar
That girl is deaf.
2nd Sardar: How do you know…?
1st Sardar: I said I Love You to her.
She said: I have a new Sandal.
sardar farts loudly in the bar
A drunk sardar farts loudly in the bar.
The man next to him: Excuse me,
You’ve no decency,
You farted before my wife.
Sardar: Oh sorry, I didn’t know that it was her turn.
landline and mobile phone
Teacher: What is the difference between
Landline and Mobile Phone..?
Sardar: On landline we dial number with our finger
while on mobile we dial number with our thumb.
The report said, “DELIVERED”
Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife.
Two seconds later a report came
to his phone and he started dancing.
The report said, “DELIVERED”.