Sala singer he mara para hai
Sardar ka radio kharab hogaya,
us ne khol k dekha to andar 1 mara hua chuha mila,
Ye dekh k sardar gusse se bola: ab chalega kaise?
Sala singer he mara para hai.
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Thanks for compliment
Sardar comes back to his car
&
find a note saying ‘Parking Fine’
He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole
‘Thanks for compliment.’
A sardarji Doctor falls in love
A sardarji Doctor falls
in Love with a Nurse.
He writes a love letter to the Nurse :-
I Love U sister….
son of sardar
Sardar’s son is crying to go to school.
Sardar: Oye sheran day bachay ronday nai.
Son: Sheran day bachay school v te nai janday.
Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.
Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket.
Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax.
Angry Sardar:
“Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.”
my wife is so naughty
Sardar: My wife is so naughty.
She always kidding with me.
Friend: how..?
Sardar: yesterday I went home.
and I put my hands on her eyes.
She said: Its you the watchman.
Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta
Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main tum se shaadi
nahi karsakta gharwale mana karrahe hai.
Girlfriend= Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai.
Sardar= 1 biwi aur 3 bacche…
Kal Main bathroom gaya
Sardar: Kal Main bathroom gaya
te othay saanp betha c
sardarni: Hay o Rabba
Fer tusi ke kita
sardar: Koj v nai Mai saanp Nu akhya
Tusi kar lo Meri te nikal gai ay
sardar was going on a road
A sardar was going on a road.
He saw a dog sitting under a car.
He pulled out the dog and
said..
“BAAR NIKAL, IDAA TU MECHANICAL ENGINEER”
i have a new sandal
Sardar to another Sardar
That girl is deaf.
2nd Sardar: How do you know…?
1st Sardar: I said I Love You to her.
She said: I have a new Sandal.