For years men and women have
argued over which is more painful:
Being kicked in the balls
or
Giving birth…?
Put it this way!
After a couple’s first child,
a woman will usually say
Lets have a baby again.
But
We won’t find a single man on this earth,
who will ever say
Ok kick me on the balls again..!
Doctor:Madam, your husband needs rest
and pease so here are some sleeping pills.
Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him?
Doctor:They are for you.!!
Pehle woh meri girlfrnd thi,
Mein bolta tha wo sunti thi,
Phir woh meri mangetr bani,
Woh bolti thi mein sunta tha
Jab se woh meri BIWI bani,
Hum dono bolte hain
or
muhalla sutna hai
Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater
If you give her your love, she’ll give you her life
If you give her a house, she’ll give you a home
If you give her groceries, she’ll give you a meal
If you give her a smile, she’ll give you her heart
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her
So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a HELL!
Love is like a long sweet dream
and marriage is an alarm clock.
So have a sweet dreams till your
alarm wakes you up.
Happy Unmarried Life.
A man loved his wife sincerely
& never desired any other woman..!
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World Most Confusing Letters Start With W
Who?
Why?
What?
When?
Which?
Whom?
Where?
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And
Finally Wife..!!!..Very Happy
Wife: chirag le kar bhi dhundoge tab bhi
puri dunya me mujh jesi bivi nahi milegi
Husband: Tumhe kisne kaha k dusri baar bhi tumare jesi hi dhundunga.
Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
Girlfriend is for fun,
Wife is for son,
Girlfriend is night partner,
Wife is life partner,
Girlfriend is tooty fruity,
While wife is Qismath pooti.
