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Bloody English Language

Husband texts to wife on cell..

“Hi,what r u doing Darling?”

Wife: I’m dying..!

Husband jumps with joy but types “Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?”

Wife: “U idiot! I’m dying my hair..”

Husband: “Bloody English Language!

My wife is too good

Man: My wife is too good,

She can’t talk on any subject for hours.

Friend: Ahh !! My wife is better,

She doesn’t even need a sibject to talk about.