jee karta hai tumhari zulfon mein kho jaon
Husband: jee karta hai tumhari zulfon mein kho jaon
aankhon mein bus jaon
tumhari bahon mein jhool jaon
Wife: devdas hi banay raho gay
ya kabhi emraan hashmi bhi bano gay
Category: Wife SMS
women starts with
Do u know why spelling of women starts with “W” ?
Becoz all Questions in the world starts with W ..
What ?
why ?
who ?
when ?
which ?
where ?
whom ?
women?:-D
book of your life
Wife: I am the book of your life.
Husband: Yes exactly you are right.
If you were a calendar of my life,
then once a year I’ll change it.
Will You Marry Again
Husband: If I die, will you marry again?
Wife: No, I will stay with my sister.
Wife: and if I die, will you marry again???
Husband: No, I will also adjust with your sister.
things in boys room!
Things in boys room!
Before Marriage:
Perfumes
Love Letters
Gifts
Friendship Cards
After Marriage:
Pain Killers
Loan Papers
Unpaid Bills
List for Shopping
Happy Unmarried Life
A Lovely Push
Wife: What will you give me
if I climb the great Mount Everest ?
Husband: A lovely Push…!
Position of Husband
Position of husband is like a split A.C.
No matter how loud he is outside,
but inside the house,
he is designed to remain silent,
cool and controlled by remote.
What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A – One Woman Brings U into this world crying…
&
the other ensures U Continue to do so.
Husband Hold Wife Hand
Some husbands hold wife’s hand in malls…
because,
If they leave her hand
she’ll go for shopping.
It looks romantic
but
actually it’s economic.
couple at wishing well
A couple came upon a wishing well.
The husband leaned over, made a wish
and threw in a coin.
The wife decided to make a wish, too.
But she leaned over too much,
fell into the well, and drowned.
The husband was stunned
for a while but then smiled
“It really works ! “