Category: Wife SMS

Couple sitting together.

Wife: I will make you the happiest man on earth.

Husband: I will miss you..!! ;-).

Do u know why spelling of women starts with “W” ?

Becoz all Questions in the world starts with W ..

What ?
why ?
who ?
when ?
which ?
where ?
whom ?
women?:-D

Husband: If I die, will you marry again?
Wife: No, I will stay with my sister.

Wife: and if I die, will you marry again???
Husband: No, I will also adjust with your sister.

Wife: What will you give me

if I climb the great Mount Everest ?

Husband: A lovely Push…!

Position of husband is like a split A.C.
No matter how loud he is outside,
but inside the house,
he is designed to remain silent,
cool and controlled by remote.

What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A – One Woman Brings U into this world crying…
&
the other ensures U Continue to do so.

Some husbands hold wife’s hand in malls…
because,
If they leave her hand
she’ll go for shopping.
It looks romantic
but
actually it’s economic.