I always think about U…
I always think about U.
I cant live without U.
I really need U.
I am totally mad about U.
I just wanna be with U.
I am crazy 4 U.
I wanna marry U.
I LOVE U.
U = Ur friend (Uroosa)
age of drinks
age of drinks;
1 to 3 milk
3 to 8 cerelac
9 to 13 horlicks
14 to 25 bear
26 to 40 whisky
41 to 60 tonic
after 60 anytime
“GANGA JAL”
I Am Going To Wake Up
One Day I am going to wake up,
roll over on my side and
kiss the love of my life.
Good Morning
Innocent Reply
“Innocent Reply”
Kid: Teacher can I go to the bathroom ?
Teacher: (Correcting him) “May” I Go To The Bathroom ?
Kid: But I Asked 1st .. !:-P
Husband to a newly wed wife
Husband to a newly wed wife!
I could go to the end of the world for you
Wife:Thanks,but promise me
you will stay there for the rest of your life.
Only he who
Only he who has the power to punish can pardon;; ALI(as)
so plz pardon me and bepoweful.
where were you born
Interviewer: Where were you born?
Sardar: Punjab.
Interviewer: Which part?
Sardar: What which part, whole body was born in Punjab. “;-)
To Luv some 1 is madness
To Luv some1 is madness,
2 b loved by some1 is a Gift,
Loving some1 who loves u is a duty,
But being loved by some 1 whom u luv is LIFE.
I Am Not Doing Anything
Girl : I’m warning you
My Mummy is coming back in half an hour..
Boy : But I’m not doing anything..
Girl : That’s why I’m warning you..
Hurry up !
ALLAH Has Already Written
ALLAH has already written the characters,
script, length & ending to your film.
You just have to put in a performance
worthy of Jannah.
