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Examiner taking practical of sardar

In bio practical:
Examiner:Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing it’s legs only?
Sardar:I don’t know.
Examiner:You failed, what’s your name?
Sardar:See my legs & tell my name

Ramadan Iftar Party Invitation Sample

AoA!

An Iftar Party is arranged

on 5rd July (Sunday) 2015

in the honor of my dear “Rozadars”at my home.

You are specially invited to join the”Aftari”.

Reply about your confirmation please :)

Give me a pocket full of money

Boy 2 God:
Give me a pocket full of money,
A job & a big vehicle full of girls.

God replied:your wish is fullfilled
&
He became a bus conductor of karachi university point.:p

How Short Life Is

Rain is irritating if
you are getting wet alone! ;)

Pizza is just some junk food
if there are no more than a
… pair of hands picking it
up! :P

Songs are just a time pass if
they doesn’t remind you of
someone :(

No Matter How Short Life Is
“Live It With Your Beloved Ones” :):)