To Impress Beautiful Women
I asked my trainer
which machine at the gym
I should use to impress
beautiful women…
he pointed outside and said.
“The ATM machine”
Miss You But Still Care About You
I hate that I miss you.
I hate that you forgot about me.
I hate that you don’t want me.
I hate that I still care about you.
Aaj Khuda ki hum par ho Meharbani
Aaj Khuda ki hum par ho Meharbani,
Karde maaf hum logo ki sare Naformani,
Eid Ka din aj aao milke kare yahi wada,
Khuda ka hi raaho mein hum chalange sada.
Sabko EID MUBARAK
Between Yesterday And Tomorrow
The Best Time To Do Something Significant
Is Between Yesterday And Tomorrow
1 Hathi Romantic mood mei
1 Hathi Romantic mood mei
1 chunti ko cherta hai.
chunti ghusay mei
Hathni k pas ja k kehti he:
Apny awara shohar ko smjha lo
warna mard hamary ghar me b hain
mujhy bhi pasand hai
Pathan ki beti ko 1 Larka pasand aagaya,
pathan preshan ho kr: Tumhari shadi us sy nhi ho sakti.
Beti: kiun..?
Pathan: Q k wo mujhy bhi pasand hai..
Fail to Understand
We Often Fail to Understand
the one Who Is Very Close to us,
Coz the Book When Held
Very Close to Our Eyes
Is Very Difficult to Read!
Expectations Always Hurts
Shakespeare said:
I Always Feel Happy.
You know Why…?
I Don’t Expect Anything from Anyone.
Because..,
Expectations Always Hurts..!!!
suraj ka saath ho
Sübåh sübah Suråj ka säath hø.
Parindön ki Åäwäz ho.
Haäth m Chaye ör Yäadon méin aäp ho
U$ khu$h nümä $übah ki kia baat ho..
*G00d MørniNg*
BENTI HAI Ke AAJ KAL SCHOOL VICH DIL NAHI LAGDA
Dear SIR, BENTI HAI Ke AAJ KAL SCHOOL VICH DIL NAHI LAGDA, TE RAAT NU NeinD NAHI ANDI,
KYOKe SCHOOL VICH KUrIYAN GHAT NE TE SADDI CLASS vitch ik VI NAHI HAI JO HAI OH SAB ENIYAN AJEEB NE K DEKHAN NU JI NI KARDA TE MADMAAN V KOI KHAAS PATAKA NAHI HAN.
HOR NI TA KUCHH KAMAVALIYAN HI SOHNIYAN RAKH LAVO.AAP JI DA BAHUT DHANWADI HOWANGA
YOUR FAITHFULLY