Top 4 Funny Wishes
Top 4 Wishes
1) To earn money without working.
2) To be smart without studying.
3) To love without being hurt.
4) To eat without getting fat.
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who is sardar
How can you identify
a sardar in classroom..?
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Think?
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Very simple
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Just see who is erasing the notes
when teacher is erasing the black board!!
Sardar on phone:
Sardar on phone:
Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking…
jhoota peenay se mohabbat barhti hai faraz
jhoota peenay se mohabbat barhti hai faraz…
yeh keh keh k woh ullo ki patthi meri saari PEPSI pee gai :->
my policy is one day one fool…..!
2day i have not sent Sms 2 anybody Except U.
2day i have not thought about anybody Except U.
Because my policy is?
one day one fool…..!
men who sacrificed
Long ago, Men who sacrificed their
love, youth, parents, identity,
laughter and their happines
were called SAINTS!
Now they are called HUSBANDS!
Only 20% boys have brains.
Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains.
So what do the rest have?
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They have girl friends:p
shortest love story
World’s Shortest Love Story
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He Smiled…
She Smiled…
Baby Cried…:p;->
funny conversation of doctor n patient
Doctor: tabiyat kaisi ha ab
Mariz: pehle se zayada kharab ha
Doctor: dawai khali thi
Mariz: nahi dawa ki bottle to bhari hui thi
Doctor: I mean dawai lay li thi
Mariz: gee aap ne di thi to mein ne lay li thi
Doctor: bewakuf dawai pee li thi
Mariz: nahi jee dawai to laal thi
Doctor: abe gadhe dawai ko pi liya tha
Mariz: nahi sahab piliya to mujhe tha
Doctor: saale dawa ko mun se laga k pet mein dala tha.
Mariz: nahi
Doctor: kyun
Mariz: aap ne hi to kaha tha k bottle ko dhakan laga k rakhna
mein thek to ho jaunga doctor …?
Ek admi apne dost k ghar gaya
Ek admi apne dost k ghar gaya,
bell bajane par ek chota sa bacha bahir nikla
Admi:
Beta apke abu ghar par hain?
Bacha:
Ji wo to bazar gaye hue hain
Admi:
Acha apnay baray bhai ko bulao
Bacha:
Wo cricket khelne gaye hain
Admi:
Acha tumhari ami to ghar pe hongi?
Bacha:
Ji wo apni saheliyon k sath picnic par gai hain
Admi jal kar bola:
To beta aap ghr me kyun bethe hain? Aap b kahin jaen.
Bacha:
“mein bhi apne dost k ghar aya hua hon”