Category: Funny SMS

Impact of Movies:

Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?

Student:- He is the one who helped
Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!

Ye Khamoshi, Ye Tareek Raatain

Ye Dobte Hoye Arman, Ye Jaltay diay

Ye Bujhti Shammain, Ye Kuch Or Nahi

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WAPDA Ki sazish  Hy.

Summer Limitations

You can wear as much as you want in cold,

but you cannot remove as much as you desire in summer. ;)

Interesting thing about
Tom & Jerry ..???
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full day they run here & there naked…
but when going for a swim ,
they don’t forget to wear a swim suit…. :P

What’s the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend,
that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,
Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.

Teacher: Johny,
if your father earned $100,000
and gave half of it to your mother,
what would she have?

Little johny: A heart a attack!

Musharaf Reema ka haath pakar kar bola:

“Aao kamray mein chalain”

Reema; “Ki faida, wardi tey tu lani nai”

Sardar ne makhi k par tor k kaha,Urr ja.

But..

makhi nahin uri,
Sardar ne kaha,
Sabit hua agar makhi k par tor diye
jain to makhi sun nahin sakti