Umeedo ki manzil toot gayi
Umeedo ki manzil toot gayi aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi
are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi
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Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hain
Beti: Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hain
Maa: andar aaja inki niyat bahut kharab hoti hai
Beti: Maa fauji Pakistani hain
Maa: to bakri ko bhi andar le aa.
convincingly funny world
If money doesn’t grow on trees,
Then why do Banks have branches..?
Why does a round “Pizza” come in a square box?
Why the “Glue” doesn’t stick to its bottle?
Why do we still call it “Building” when It’s already built?
If its true that “We are here to help others”
Then what are the others here for?
If you are not supposed to “Drink” and Drive,
Then why do bars have parking lots?
Conclusion: We are funny bunch of people
living in a convincingly funny world.
Man made a call to the hospital
Man made a call to the hospital
to inquire about his pregnant wife
but by mistake call went to a cricket stadium.
He asked, “Whats the condition?”
&
he fainted after what he heard,
“7 are already out..
3 more will be out hopefully by lunch.
&
The first was a duck..”
Sharafat se roz SMS kia karo warna
Teri yaad dil se jane nahi denge,
Tere jesa dost khone bhi nahi denge,
Sharafat se roz SMS kia karo warna,
Ek kaan k niche denge or rone bhi nahie denge
Beautiful Pictures R Developed In A Dark Room
Beautiful Pictures R Developd By Negatives In A Dark Room
So If U Ever C Darkness In Ur life
Assume that ALLAH Is Making A Beautiful Life 4u!
From: WAPDA
principles of student life
Principles of student life.
Love your bed, Its your temple.
Relax in the days, so that you can sleep at night.
Books are holy, so dont touch.
My wife is too good
Man: My wife is too good,
She can’t talk on any subject for hours.
Friend: Ahh !! My wife is better,
She doesn’t even need a sibject to talk about.
Repeat This Sentence
Repeat this sentence again and again?
A GOOD COOK COULD COOK GOOD …
try it.
In the end you’ll feel like a Chicken ;-) :-D
1 bhoot dosray ko samjha raha tha
Khofnaak andheri raat k sannatay main
ek bhoot dosray bhoot ko samjhra raha tha:
bhai ghabra mat, ye sub tere dimagh ka waham hai,
pathan wathan kuch nahin hote.