Category: Funny SMS

Repeat this sentence again and again?
A GOOD COOK COULD COOK GOOD …
try it.

In the end you’ll feel like a Chicken ;-) :-D

Khofnaak andheri raat k sannatay main
ek bhoot dosray bhoot ko samjhra raha tha:
bhai ghabra mat, ye sub tere dimagh ka waham hai,
pathan wathan kuch nahin hote.

Fast Fast Attitude:

” I Hate People Who Drive Fast ,
That’s Why I Always Overtake Them.

Eik charsi nay doston ki dawat ka program banaya,

aur apnay he ghar say raat ko bakra chori kia,

Aur khoob dawat ki,

subha jab ghar poncha to Bakra ghar main tha, bivi say pocha Bakra kahan say aya?

Bivi: “Bakray ko goli maro!!

Ye batao raat ko tum choron ki tarha “KUTAY” ko kahan lay kar gay thay??”

AAj ke friends I TELL U,
Kitne busy WHAT DO U DO,
Koi mujhe bole I MISS U,
Koi mujhe bole NO TIME 4 U,
Kash koi mujh se kahy

oh my dost/ i am just free 4 u

Yad-e-Khuda dilon me jagata he WAPDA.

Khalq-e-Khuda ko shab-o-roz jagata he WAPDA.

Band kar k bijli sulgti dopahar me.

Dozakh ka aks sabko dikhata he WAPDA.

Naka naka dumdum fursat

Shaka laka sumsum SMS

Ye AFRICAN Zuban me likha hy

Iska Urdu me mtlb hy

Naak me ungli marne se fursat mil jaye to SMS kr liya kro

Tom : How should I convey the
news to my father that I’ve failed?

David: You just send a telegram:
Result declared, past year’s performance repeated.

He+She= Love.

He+She+Love=Marriage.

He+She+Love+Marriage=Child.

He+She+Love+Marriage+Child=Family.

AND

He+She+Love+Marriage+Child+ Family=Problem.

So my dear friend

Be careful.