Cant lie till Z
A : u r Active
B : u r Best
C : u r Cute
D : u r my Dearest
E : u r Excelant
F : u r alwayz First
G : u r Great
Sorry cant lie till Z…
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Value Of A Minute
Do You Know The Value Of A Minute?
Well, It All Depends On Which Side Of The Toilet Door You Are…!
Bas usay itna hi kaha…
barson say pyasa hun Faraz
os nay moun main pipe dal ker
mo ter hi chala di….
things in boys room!
Things in boys room!
Before Marriage:
Perfumes
Love Letters
Gifts
Friendship Cards
After Marriage:
Pain Killers
Loan Papers
Unpaid Bills
List for Shopping
Happy Unmarried Life
YOU HAVE GOT A MALE
Pappu: Dad how was I born?
Dad: well son, your Mom & I got to gether at ‘YAHOO’
we set us a date via E-Mail, & Met in a cyber cafe,
Your Mom agreed to dowload data from my PEN DRIVE,
JUST when I was about to “Transfer”
we realised that none of us have installed “FIREWALL”
IT was too late to DELETE
9 months later a POP-UP Window appeared & said
YOU HAVE GOT A MALE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guddu gana ga raha tha
Guddu gana ga raha tha,
“aaj main ooper Aasma neechay”
To Pappu nay Guddo ko bohut maara,
Bhala kion???
kion k Aasma pappu ki behan thi.
hehe:p
word truly defines you
I want to say a word to u !!
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That starts with u
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and ends on u
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that truly defines u
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that word is
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“ULLU” ….. :-)
I am beautiful, which tense is it?
A very old lady teacher of English
ask this question with the class:
When I say “I am beautiful”, which tense is it?
One pupil answered: Its the past tense of course.
life is like a movie
Life is like a movie:
If you are sad its DRAMA
If you are afraid its SUSPENSE
If you are angry its ACTION
If you look in the mirror its COMEDY
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NOW YOU ARE SMILING ITS (HORROR)
Was my fault…
Last night was my fault,
my wife asked,
“what’s on the TV?”
and ….. I said, “dust!”