Category: Funny SMS

It’s very easy

to eat sweet chocolate,

speak sweet words,

watch sweet dreams

but

It’s very difficult

to

find a sweet person.

but I salute you.

that you find me.

College Ki Galyon Main Ajeeb Khel Hota Hai…
Class K Bahanay Dilon Ka Mail Hota Hai
Notes Ke Jagah Love Sale Hota Hai…
Iss Liye To PAPPU Har Saal Fail Hota Hai.

Rose
Lotus
Tulip
Orchid
Sunflower
Jasmin
Lilly
All flowers r sweet but they have no comparison with u,
Kyun K
Gobhi K phool ki baat hi alag hai.

Man: Among my 4 sons 3 are engineer.

Friend: 4th?

Man: He didn’t study & became a barber.

Friend: Why don’t you throw him out?

Man: He is the only 1 who earns.

A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG,
is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE,
is WISE.
A person who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT,
is a HUSBAND.!

Open with Love…
If I disturb U
I am Sorry!
But I need
To Say
I…
Love…
Disturbing you…

Fact of our life:

Whenever we find the key to success,

Some idiots change the locks.

So, forget the key,

Learn to BREAK the doors!!!

Door kahin ek basti thi,
Wahan churailain basti thein,
Un k andar bari masti thi,
Jab dekho wo hansti thin,
Tum jo itna hansti ho,
Usi basti ki lagti ho ;-)

A beggar- ‘Oh sundari ! Andha hoon.
Sawa paanch rupya de de..
“Husband said 2 his wife- De de, tujhe
sundari bola hai to har haal mein andha hai…”