Category: Funny SMS

Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto.
Driver adjusted miror.
Sardarji shouted you are seeing my wife.

Go & sit back. I will drive auto…:D

Salman Khan SMS Series

VEER SMS: Jahan Bhi SMS karunga 5 SMS ek saath bhej dunga

WANTED SMS: Ek Baar Jo Mene SMS Karna Shuru Kar Diya TO
Uske Baad To Mai Apne BALANCE Ki Bhi Nahi Sochta.

DABANGG SMS: Hum Tumhare Mobile Me Itne SMS Karenge
K Confuse Ho Jaoge K Konsa Parhe Or Konsa Delete Kare.

READY SMS: Duniya Me Tumhe Sab Se Zayada SMS Sirf 3 Log Karenge:
I, ME and MYSELF.

BODYGUARD SMS: Mujh Par Ek Ehsaan Karna
Mere SMS Mujhe Send Mat Karna.

King of Love Salman Khan

A Smile costs less than Electricity.
But…..
Gives more light !!
So Always Keep Smiling….. &
Prove that u’re the Best TubeLight !!

Nurse came in and said
Doc, there’s man in the
waiting room who thinks
he’s invisible,
what should I tell him?
The doctor said
Tell him I can’t see him today.

If Malika plays roll of Draupadi,
Duryodhan will say pheli bhabhi ko sari to pehna,
hum to dekhen ye vastro mein kaisi lagti hai..?

Aaj maine 2 qasam khai hain

1)Kisi bhi parayi larki pey nazar nahi dalunga
Aur
2) Kisi bhi ladki ko paraaya nahi samjhunga….

Don’t make your heart too hard like iron.

You never know which strong magnet

attract it and hold you forever.

PHYSICS K JHATKAY ZARA HATKEY. ;)