come to meet me
Boy: I’ll climb tallest mount.
Swim the deepest ocean.
Walk on hot coal barefoot.
Just for you.
Girl: So sweet!
Can you come to meet me?
Boy: Not now, abhi ammi nikalne nahi dengi.
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Naujawanon come forward.
Captain:Naujawanon come forward.
Sardarji does not move.
Captain: You did not move forward, why?
Sardarji: oji you sair 9 jawanon,
I was the 10 in line!
Baap, izzat se idhar aa!
Boy to father: “Baap idhar aa”.
Mother:”Aise nahin bolte beta,
Daddy ko izzat se bulate hai”
Boy: “Baap, izzat se idhar aa!”
The human brain is most thing outstanding
The human brain is most outstanding thing…….
it functions 24hrs 365 days…..
it functions right from the time u r Born….
until you fall in love
customer complaints
A man with 8 children
traveling by train.
A lady asked: are they your children.
Man: No Madam!
Actually I am the owner of a condom company
and
they are the complaints of my customers.
what a waste
Friend nahi to life waste
Salt nahi to food waste
Story nahi to cinema waste
Mera SMS nahi to tera cell waste
I will buy banana, u keep the peel
Customer : How much is that banana for?
Salesperson : Rs.10
Customer : Can you sell it to me for Rs.6?
Salesperson : At that rate, you will only get the banana peel!
Customer : Okay I will buy the banana for Rs.4 , but you can keep the peel!
Mere love letters wapis karo
Girl:Me tumse shadi nahi ker sakti
isliye ye lo apne love letters
or mere mujhe wapis karo!
Boy bari c basket samne rakhte howay,
Is me se jo jo tumharay hain nikal lo! :D
Pervaiz Musharraf ka naam likh de
Elahi aaj yeh farman likh de
har khusi sms perhne wale k naam likh de
Agar uski khushi k liye kisi ki jan chahiye
To us pe PERVAIZ MUSHARRAF ka naam likh de
colorfull underwear
Khubsurti yeh nahi k naye kapre,
Jootey,Pehno,
Smart nazar aao
Balke khubsurti to ander ki hoti hai,
Is liye
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.
.
“UNDERWEAR”
Colorful pehna karo. ..