my wife is so naughty
Sardar: My wife is so naughty.
She always kidding with me.
Friend: how..?
Sardar: yesterday I went home.
and I put my hands on her eyes.
She said: Its you the watchman.
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difference between Friend and Blood
What’s the difference between
Friend and Blood…?
Blood enters the heart and flows out.
But
Friends enter the heart and stay forever..!
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Phir zindagi bhar khoon peetay hain saalay :)
Cell phone emit dangerous radiations…
WARNING!
Cell phone emit dangerous radiations which causes brain cancer..!!
But..
How lucky u r…..!
“No Brain”
“No Tension”
:-)
YOU! I TRUSTED YOU SO MUCH
YOU! I TRUSTED YOU SO MUCH &
YOUR BIG MOUTH IS NEVER SHUT!
WHY DID YOU TELL OTHERS MY SECRET?
YOU REALLY DISAPPOINTED ME!
PLEASE STOP TELLING EVERYBODY THAT I M SO CUTE
only 20% boys have brain
Only 20% boys have brains.
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Rest have girlfriends.
men and women have argued
For years men and women have
argued over which is more painful:
Being kicked in the balls
or
Giving birth…?
Put it this way!
After a couple’s first child,
a woman will usually say
Lets have a baby again.
But
We won’t find a single man on this earth,
who will ever say
Ok kick me on the balls again..!
Good Friend comes to visit
Good Friend comes to visit you in the Hospital with Flowers and goes….
But
A True Friend sits near you and says:
Yaar, bohat fit Nurse hai, aaram
say theek hona:
Do u know what is GIRL?
Do u know what is GIRL?
G-Ghost
I-In
R-Real
L-Life
So avoid girls & fwd their nos to me.Dont worry about me.I’m a professional
“GHOST RIDER”
The word “WOMAN”has “MAN” in it
The word “WOMAN”has “MAN” in it
The “FEMALE”
has “MALE” in it
The word “SHE”
has “HE” in it
CONCLUSION: Larkiyan larkon ke bghair adhuri hain
:-)
i can’t be everywhere
Angel said: I can’t be everywhere to help you.
So I created Mother.
Devil Replied: Me to can’t be everywhere.
So I created Mother-In-Law.