Tum meri beti ko kab se pyar karte ho
Father: Tum meri beti ko kab se pyar karte ho..?
Boy: 4 mahine se..
Fathar: Main kese yaqeen kar lun..?
Boy: 5 mahine baad khud hi yaqeen aa jae ga:-
Category: Naughty SMS
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empty life
Feel a life without me….
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It looks like empty.
That’s my speciality.
long sweet dream
Love is like a long sweet dream
and marriage is an alarm clock.
So have a sweet dreams till your
alarm wakes you up.
Happy Unmarried Life.
why boys go to college regularly
Do U know the full-form of COLLEGE
C-Come,
O-On,
L-Lets,
L-Love,
E-Each,
G-Girl,
E-Equally
That’s why boys go to college regularly
Perform In All Positions
A Masterpiece:
While preparing her CV,
a Young Lady wrote…
Special Qualifications:
“Flexible enough to
Perform in all Positions….!!!”
Intelligent Ho!
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Very good!
Intelligent Ho!
Kal A-B-C-D sikhenge…
tough paper in exam
If a paper comes very tough in exam.
Just close your eyes for a moment.
Take a deep breath and say loudly.
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This is a very interesting subject,
I want to study it again.
how do I write
8 year son: Dad what’s sex?
Dad gets tensed but explained everything.
Kid: But dad how do I write all that in this small box of admision form ?
I want to touch ur lips taste ur tongue smell ur breath
I want to touch ur lips taste ur tongue smell ur breath
hai wat hapen
i am ur colegate
secretary and private secretary
Q: What is the difference between
Secretary and Private Secretary…?
Ans: Secretary says GOOD MORNING Sir
while
Private Secretary says ITS MORNING Sir.