empty life
Feel a life without me….
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It looks like empty.
That’s my speciality.
Category: Naughty SMS
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long sweet dream
Love is like a long sweet dream
and marriage is an alarm clock.
So have a sweet dreams till your
alarm wakes you up.
Happy Unmarried Life.
why boys go to college regularly
Do U know the full-form of COLLEGE
C-Come,
O-On,
L-Lets,
L-Love,
E-Each,
G-Girl,
E-Equally
That’s why boys go to college regularly
seriously hottest kiss
Nice Kiss is on Head.
Sweet Kiss is on Cheeks.
Passionate Kiss is on Lips.
Romantic Kiss is on Neck
and
Seriously Hottest Kiss is on “IRON”
Try it now. Mmmmuah
Perform In All Positions
A Masterpiece:
While preparing her CV,
a Young Lady wrote…
Special Qualifications:
“Flexible enough to
Perform in all Positions….!!!”
Intelligent Ho!
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Very good!
Intelligent Ho!
Kal A-B-C-D sikhenge…
tough paper in exam
If a paper comes very tough in exam.
Just close your eyes for a moment.
Take a deep breath and say loudly.
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This is a very interesting subject,
I want to study it again.
how do I write
8 year son: Dad what’s sex?
Dad gets tensed but explained everything.
Kid: But dad how do I write all that in this small box of admision form ?
I want to touch ur lips taste ur tongue smell ur breath
I want to touch ur lips taste ur tongue smell ur breath
hai wat hapen
i am ur colegate
secretary and private secretary
Q: What is the difference between
Secretary and Private Secretary…?
Ans: Secretary says GOOD MORNING Sir
while
Private Secretary says ITS MORNING Sir.