Meri taref se apko 1 PuPPI
Meri taref se apko 1 “PuPPI” Aapki saheli ko 1 “PAPPI”
Saheli ki saheli ko 1 “PuPPI” Batau bhala kiun?
Aaj hi mere “DOggy” ne 10 “PuPPI” ko janam de hai!
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8 Advntags of not havng a lover
Advntags of not havng a lover:
- Saves time
- Sleep well
- Don’t have to worry about how u look n wear
- Talk wid all guyz/gulz
- Go anywher wid any1
- No restrictnz
- No boring sms n talks whol night
- Free of al fights n tensnz
BONUS – livw a long life ;-)
Tum meri beti ko kab se pyar karte ho
Father: Tum meri beti ko kab se pyar karte ho..?
Boy: 4 mahine se..
Fathar: Main kese yaqeen kar lun..?
Boy: 5 mahine baad khud hi yaqeen aa jae ga:-
empty life
Feel a life without me….
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It looks like empty.
That’s my speciality.
long sweet dream
Love is like a long sweet dream
and marriage is an alarm clock.
So have a sweet dreams till your
alarm wakes you up.
Happy Unmarried Life.
why boys go to college regularly
Do U know the full-form of COLLEGE
C-Come,
O-On,
L-Lets,
L-Love,
E-Each,
G-Girl,
E-Equally
That’s why boys go to college regularly
Perform In All Positions
A Masterpiece:
While preparing her CV,
a Young Lady wrote…
Special Qualifications:
“Flexible enough to
Perform in all Positions….!!!”
Intelligent Ho!
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Very good!
Intelligent Ho!
Kal A-B-C-D sikhenge…
tough paper in exam
If a paper comes very tough in exam.
Just close your eyes for a moment.
Take a deep breath and say loudly.
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This is a very interesting subject,
I want to study it again.
how do I write
8 year son: Dad what’s sex?
Dad gets tensed but explained everything.
Kid: But dad how do I write all that in this small box of admision form ?