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Jiddat k iss daur mein,
Shadi ho lahore mein..
Pyaari si ik biwi ho,
Jaisay rangeen tv ho..
Gol matol sey saalay hon,
Jaisay dahi k pyaalay hon..
Pyaari si ik saali ho, biwi k baad ghar wali ho..
Jiddat k iss daur mein,
shaadi ho lahore mein..
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FIT
MUF
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FITA
FITAY MU!!
Hogai Tasa££i?
Bohat ShoQ Hai SMS ParhNe Ka..!
A poem for bachelor boys:
Aisi apni wife hot,
5.5″ jis ki hight ho,
Chehra jis ka bright ho,
Weight jis ka light ho,
Thori si wo quiet ho,
Beauty multiply by twice ho,
Favorite color white ho,
Makeup thora light ho,
Zulfein dynamite hot,
Honton ko dekh kar aisa lagay,
jaise Coke Diet ho,
Saari pehan kar jab chalay,
tu aisay lagay k Switzerland ki flight ho,
Agar aisi apni wife ho,
To kia haseen apni life ho.
Isalamabadon ayi ay FAX
Sohniya de utay lagaia karega tax..
Dont wory! Tex sirf sohnyan ty lagega,
Tuwanu te goli da ordar ay..!
Kahan se dhoond k lao gy Wafa is jahan men “FARAZ”
JO jata tha BILLO k ghr ab kehta hy PRITO mery nal wiya kar lay.
Molvi ne juma ki namaz prhaate waqt kaha k
aage aa kr koi takbir parhe
Peechy se tery jesa sohna larka bola:
Mai aawa’n?
Molve ne kaha:
tu jume tu baad aayin..
Today is
“SUNDAY”..
.
.
Frwd this msg to
50 people &
Inshallah tomorrow
will be “MONDAY”.
Plz ignore nahi karna warna
parso “TUESDAY”.. ho jayega ;-)
NEWS: PEPSI has withdrawn sponsorship of Pakistani Cricket Team
New sponsor is “Always Ultra”
Bcoz Pakistan team is going through its worst PERIODS!
Dewangi se kum na thi kuch apni justuju,
Hum bewafa jahan mein wafa dhondte rahay,
Mehromiyon k dor mein Kin hasraton k sath,
Hum chulon ki BIRYANI mein BOTI dhondte rahay:-D
Teacher: what is a blue film?
Student: It is a family movie,
which the whole family watches,
but alone at different times;-
