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imaginary wife
A poem for bachelor boys:
Aisi apni wife hot,
5.5″ jis ki hight ho,
Chehra jis ka bright ho,
Weight jis ka light ho,
Thori si wo quiet ho,
Beauty multiply by twice ho,
Favorite color white ho,
Makeup thora light ho,
Zulfein dynamite hot,
Honton ko dekh kar aisa lagay,
jaise Coke Diet ho,
Saari pehan kar jab chalay,
tu aisay lagay k Switzerland ki flight ho,
Agar aisi apni wife ho,
To kia haseen apni life ho.
Isalamabadon ayi ay FAX
Isalamabadon ayi ay FAX
Sohniya de utay lagaia karega tax..
Dont wory! Tex sirf sohnyan ty lagega,
Tuwanu te goli da ordar ay..!
Kahan se dhoond k lao gy Wafa is jahan men
Kahan se dhoond k lao gy Wafa is jahan men “FARAZ”
JO jata tha BILLO k ghr ab kehta hy PRITO mery nal wiya kar lay.
Molvi ne juma ki namaz prhaate waqt kaha
Molvi ne juma ki namaz prhaate waqt kaha k
aage aa kr koi takbir parhe
Peechy se tery jesa sohna larka bola:
Mai aawa’n?
Molve ne kaha:
tu jume tu baad aayin..
Today is “SUNDAY”…
Today is
“SUNDAY”..
.
.
Frwd this msg to
50 people &
Inshallah tomorrow
will be “MONDAY”.
Plz ignore nahi karna warna
parso “TUESDAY”.. ho jayega ;-)
Pakistani Cricket Team New Sponsor
NEWS: PEPSI has withdrawn sponsorship of Pakistani Cricket Team
New sponsor is “Always Ultra”
Bcoz Pakistan team is going through its worst PERIODS!
Dewangi se kum na thi kuch apni justuju
Dewangi se kum na thi kuch apni justuju,
Hum bewafa jahan mein wafa dhondte rahay,
Mehromiyon k dor mein Kin hasraton k sath,
Hum chulon ki BIRYANI mein BOTI dhondte rahay:-D
a family movie
Teacher: what is a blue film?
Student: It is a family movie,
which the whole family watches,
but alone at different times;-
your dad came from behind
A baby dog asks mama dog: How papa looks like.
Mama dog said: Your dad came from behind,
I do not have the chance to see his face carefully!”